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hexosomed adj. Of a drinker: one of six homologous selves, all present and none entirely dependable. Yahari was hexosomed and introduced each of six internal colleagues to Bowdie. hexosylationed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can add, and still trying to attach sweetness to proceedings. Maylene was hexosylationed, adding sugar to the savoury toast and defending the reaction. hexosylceramided adj. You have drunk enough to acquire a sugary outer layer, preserving a surprisingly delicate interior. hexosyled adj. Having drunk enough to become a single-purpose extension of the evening's sweetness. Llyod went hexosyled and spent the last round supplying everyone with unsolicited honeyed advice. hexosyltransferased adj. You are drunk and transferring sweetness from one person to the next, usually by calling everyone splendid. Shakaiya went hexosyltransferased, passing compliments round the snug like borrowed change. hexoxided adj. Of a drinker: carrying six separate portions of oxygenated enthusiasm into a room that requested quiet. hexteted adj. Of a drinker who has divided the evening into sixteen equally important bits of advice. Hashem was hexteted, assigning sixteen separate instructions to the man pouring halves. hextetrahedronned adj. Drunk enough to truncate the cube twice, while insisting the abbreviated geometry is canonical. hextreed adj. Describing a drinker who branches repeatedly, until every question has sixteen possible answers. hextupleted adj. A drinker who has ordered six identical halves and considers this a modest beginning. hexulosed adj. A drinker so far gone that every sweet remark arrives with a sharp, ketonic finish. Keeli was hexulosed, sweetly apologising before delivering a remarkably pointed criticism. hexuronated adj. The state of being drunk and converted into a salty, faintly medicinal version of oneself. Aliciamarie became hexuronated and salted her lager with solemn therapeutic intent. hexuronic acided adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned pleasantly sharp, tart and chemically convinced. Leetta was hexuronic acided, tartly correcting the menu while ordering another cider. hexy stoved adj. Still drunk, and convinced that a tiny improvised appliance can support a large and poorly timed undertaking. Jayrin became hexy stoved and proposed cooking breakfast on the windowsill. hexylaldehyded adj. Reduced by drink to a sharp-smelling, aldehydic presence near the end of the bar. Jahri was hexylaldehyded, pungent enough to make the pickled onions seem restrained. hexylamined adj. Softened by drink into a primary, strongly opinionated amine with a fixed route to the bar.