Heisenbergianed
Hell realmed

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Heisenbergianed adj. Having drunk enough to regard uncertainty as a principle and every guess as a measured conclusion. Jakyron became Heisenbergianed and gave Naideline three mutually exclusive arrival times. Heisenbuged adj. Drunk beyond reliable observation, particularly when anyone attempts to establish what has happened. Brittnae was Heisenbuged; each visit to the kitchen produced a different account of events.
Hejazianed adj. Having drunk more than intended and reduced to confidently navigating by a landmark that has moved. Deeya became Hejazianed and led Sarp towards home using a revolving advertising hoarding. Helaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a thin, emphatic voice that cuts through every conversation nearby. Addisson was Helaed, correcting the pronunciation of every name within earshot. Helen Kellered adj. You are drunk and confidently interpreting a conversation whose principal participants are elsewhere. Akaash became Helen Kellered and answered Janiel's silence with a detailed account of the weather. Helened (/ˈhɛlənd/) adj. You have drunk enough to pursue a fluttering thought through several rooms and call it a plan. Author became Helened and followed a paper napkin through the restaurant, certain it was a butterfly. Helhested adj. Of a drinker: moving with one fewer reliable support than the evening began with. Hisa was Helhested and crossed the lounge on three points of contact, none deliberate. Heliadesed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a family resemblance for authority over the sun. Shellbe became Heliadesed and ordered Sanai to open the curtains for dawn. Heligoland trapped adj. Describing a drinker who has funnelled himself into a fixed arrangement and cannot locate the exit. Sunao grew Heligoland trapped between the sofa and Tristanjames's carefully parked bicycle. Heligolandered adj. A drinker who has confidently selected the furthest possible route for a very short journey. Romelda went Heligolandered and took Monyetta round the entire block to reach the next doorway. Heliopolitanned adj. A drinker so far gone that every light source is treated as a civic monument. Tarryl became Heliopolitanned and delivered a speech to the illuminated exit sign. Helkesaited adj. Drunk to the point where the conversation acquires an ancient and needlessly contested branch. Natelege became Helkesaited and split the dinner party over a theological footnote. Hell Realmed adj. Drunk to the extent of inhabiting a private dimension of maximum irritation and conflict. Myra went Hell Realmed after the waiter moved her glass two inches. Hell Weeked adj. Too drunk to complete even an undignified initiation rite without requesting a sit-down. Kaiylee was Hell Weeked before the first ceremonial challenge had been explained. Hell holed adj. Drunk enough to turn a difficult room into a personal pit, especially near the stairs. Harper-grace got Hell holed and treated the hallway floor as the safest available depth.
Hell realmed adj. Drunk on the strength of which every disagreement acquires the significance of a cosmic punishment. Lashaw became Hell realmed over the choice of background music.