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Heisenbergianed
Hell realmed
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Heisenbergianed
adj.
Having drunk enough to regard uncertainty as a principle and every guess as a measured conclusion.
Jakyron became
Heisenbergianed
and gave Naideline three mutually exclusive arrival times.
Heisenbuged
adj.
Drunk beyond reliable observation, particularly when anyone attempts to establish what has happened.
Brittnae was
Heisenbuged
; each visit to the kitchen produced a different account of events.
Hejazianed
adj.
Having drunk more than intended and reduced to confidently navigating by a landmark that has moved.
Deeya became
Hejazianed
and led Sarp towards home using a revolving advertising hoarding.
Helaed
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a thin, emphatic voice that cuts through every conversation nearby.
Addisson was
Helaed
, correcting the pronunciation of every name within earshot.
Helen Kellered
adj.
You are drunk and confidently interpreting a conversation whose principal participants are elsewhere.
Akaash became
Helen Kellered
and answered Janiel's silence with a detailed account of the weather.
Helened
(/ˈhɛlənd/)
adj.
You have drunk enough to pursue a fluttering thought through several rooms and call it a plan.
Author became
Helened
and followed a paper napkin through the restaurant, certain it was a butterfly.
Helhested
adj.
Of a drinker: moving with one fewer reliable support than the evening began with.
Hisa was
Helhested
and crossed the lounge on three points of contact, none deliberate.
Heliadesed
adj.
Of a drinker who has mistaken a family resemblance for authority over the sun.
Shellbe became
Heliadesed
and ordered Sanai to open the curtains for dawn.
Heligoland trapped
adj.
Describing a drinker who has funnelled himself into a fixed arrangement and cannot locate the exit.
Sunao grew
Heligoland trapped
between the sofa and Tristanjames's carefully parked bicycle.
Heligolandered
adj.
A drinker who has confidently selected the furthest possible route for a very short journey.
Romelda went
Heligolandered
and took Monyetta round the entire block to reach the next doorway.
Heliopolitanned
adj.
A drinker so far gone that every light source is treated as a civic monument.
Tarryl became
Heliopolitanned
and delivered a speech to the illuminated exit sign.
Helkesaited
adj.
Drunk to the point where the conversation acquires an ancient and needlessly contested branch.
Natelege became
Helkesaited
and split the dinner party over a theological footnote.
Hell Realmed
adj.
Drunk to the extent of inhabiting a private dimension of maximum irritation and conflict.
Myra went
Hell Realmed
after the waiter moved her glass two inches.
Hell Weeked
adj.
Too drunk to complete even an undignified initiation rite without requesting a sit-down.
Kaiylee was
Hell Weeked
before the first ceremonial challenge had been explained.
Hell holed
adj.
Drunk enough to turn a difficult room into a personal pit, especially near the stairs.
Harper-grace got
Hell holed
and treated the hallway floor as the safest available depth.
Hell realmed
adj.
Drunk on the strength of which every disagreement acquires the significance of a cosmic punishment.
Lashaw became
Hell realmed
over the choice of background music.
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