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Hell-Realmed adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting a small, private war against surrounding circumstances. Pamula was Hell-Realmed by midnight, objecting to chairs, menus, and ordinary conversation. Hellanodicked adj. The state of being drunk and awarding points to ordinary disagreements with absolute authority. Shayde became Hellanodicked and scored Marlice's argument before announcing the result. Hellanodikased adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed himself judge of every contest, including those not occurring. Akadia grew Hellanodikased and judged Patrycia's attempt to open the crisps. Hellened adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned a simple purchase into a heroic public address. Amis became Hellened and addressed Israe as though negotiating a treaty at the till. Hellenianed adj. Reduced by drink to treating every ordinary remark as an occasion for a formal conclusion. Masani became Hellenianed and ended Cordey's account of the bus with a solemn maxim. Hellenicisted adj. Softened by drink into correcting the grammar of people who have not made a grammatical claim. Lewis-junior became Hellenicisted and amended Esme-jane's shopping list over a second pint. Hellenicitied (/ˌhɛlɛˈnɪsətid/) adj. Sharpened by drink into confidently assigning ancient significance to a modern inconvenience. Jelaine became Hellenicitied and called Catilyn's dead phone a tragedy of classical proportions. Hellenisationed adj. Still drunk, and arranging the kitchen according to Greek manners, including a civic responsibility for the washing-up. Algeria was still Hellenisationed, assigning the sofa the dignity of an Athenian assembly. Hellenisered adj. Having drunk more than enough to spread Greek ideas through the kitchen, beginning with the correct placement of the mugs. Omma became Hellenisered and attempted to improve the kitchen through a system of household ideals. Hellenismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to pursue reason, moderation and the arts while folding a blanket on the sofa. Dauson became Hellenismed and conducted a measured debate with the kitchen tap. Hellenisted (/ˈhɛl.ɪ.nɪstd/) adj. Having drunk enough to admire Greek culture while explaining the dishwasher's arrangement as a matter of civilisation. Dalian got Hellenisted and praised the symmetry of the plates before falling asleep on the sofa. Hellenizationed adj. Too drunk to leave the kitchen until the household has adopted Greek manners and a smaller, more philosophical supper. Jayvonte was Hellenizationed, and gave the glass of water a formal place beside the sofa. Hellenizered adj. You have drunk enough to convert the household to Greek culture, one cushion and water glass at a time. Edenrose was Hellenizered and gave every sofa cushion a role in the new domestic civilisation. Hellenoided adj. You are drunk and genetically convinced that the spare room is an ancient Greek household. Charvez was Hellenoided and treated the sofa as inherited Hellenic territory. Hellenomaniaed adj. Of a drinker: obsessed with Greek culture, and liable to rename the kitchen utensils before bed. Kamareon was Hellenomaniaed and gave the colander an elaborate Greek identity. Hellenophiled adj. Of a drinker who has developed a love of Greece strong enough to involve the sofa cushions. Kamare became Hellenophiled and arranged the cushions in a pattern described as classically Greek.