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high courted adj. Drunk in a way that turns every disagreement into a final appeal before a bench of peers. Tamorion became high courted and invited the whole table to review his complaint. high crawled adj. Drunk, with the result that reaching the other side of the room requires a low, deliberate advance. Masud went high crawled beneath the table while the assembled guests tried not to assist. high crimed (/ˌhaɪ ˈkɹaɪmd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a minor social offence feel suitable for the highest court. Shaquanna went high crimed after taking the last sausage and demanded a formal hearing. high crossed adj. Drunk to the extent of standing immovably in the doorway while others decorate the obstruction. Eaen became high crossed and was mistaken for a monument by two arriving guests. high cultured adj. Drunk and treating the kitchen's mugs, leftovers and sofa cushions as objects of refined cultural importance. Itzely became high cultured and gave a lecture on the artistic merits of the chipped mug. high days and holidaysed adj. Drunk on the strength of a special occasion which nobody else had been informed was occurring. Uuno went high days and holidaysed and proposed a toast to the ordinary Wednesday. high definitioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and able to perceive every small disappointment in the room. Kaileigha became high definitioned and listed the shortcomings of each person’s handshake. high dependency united adj. Still drunk, and requiring more observation, treatment and nursing than the ordinary party can provide. Leodore remained high dependency united, watched by three friends and denied access to the bicycle. high dohed adj. Too drunk to speak at the ordinary pitch, and answering the company an octave above it. Sharnette went high dohed and sang every reply until the neighbouring table complained. high dramaed adj. Loosened by drink into treating a minor delay as an event of considerable emotional significance. high entropy alloyed adj. Of a drinker who has combined several strong opinions, no dominant one, and still occupies a single sofa. Semajae was high entropy alloyed, containing equal parts apology, certainty and need for water. high explosived adj. Drunk enough to detonate over a small inconvenience rather than merely become heated by it. Manav got high explosived when the barman misheard his order. high falutioned adj. Drunk in a way that gives a modest opinion an unnecessarily elevated vocabulary. Canela got high falutioned while requesting the ordinary house wine. high fantasied adj. Drunk, with the result that the pub acquires a secondary world and a minor quest. Marc-etienne got high fantasied and appointed the toilets a distant kingdom. high fashioned adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a perfectly serviceable outfit into a matter of couture. high fidelitied adj. Drunk to the extent of reproducing the evening accurately, including details best omitted. Hollie-marie got high fidelitied and repeated the landlord's remarks verbatim.