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high jinksed (/ˈhaɪ d͡ʒɪŋksd/) adj. Too drunk to descend conventionally, yet committed to making the stairs part of the entertainment. Sulaiman got high jinksed and descended sideways, to considerable applause from nobody. high juiced adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the sweetness in your mouth for a reliable aid to balance. high jumped adj. You are drunk and attempting the stairs as though each landing were a bar set progressively higher. high jumpered adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a stairway for a competition and the banister for a rival. Rolph became high jumpered and challenged the banister to a best-of-three ascent. high kinged adj. A drinker who rules the room from an unstable summit, issuing decrees about the stairs. high kingshipped adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the banister a throne and every landing a subordinate territory. Quartez became high kingshipped and occupied the landing as though receiving subjects. high licenced adj. The drunkenness of one who has paid dearly for the privilege of selling balance by the step. Udham went high licenced and charged the household a serious fee for each safe descent. high licensed adj. Reduced by drink to regulating one's own movements as though balance required a costly licence. Shruti became high licensed and issued herself permission before each stair. high lifed adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting the journey home as an extravagant lifestyle. Shivani got high lifed and ordered a taxi for the coat she had forgotten. high lined adj. Drunk by closing time, and aiming every farewell above the belt while missing the doorway. Mianca went high lined at last orders and addressed the coat rack as an opponent. high massed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a minor decision grand, public and difficult to reverse. high memory areaed (/ˈhʌɪˌmɛm(ə)riˌɛːrɪəd/) adj. Still drunk, and storing the evening in the first 64 kilobytes beyond the ordinary limit. Kenzie-jay was high memory areaed, recalling the first round but not the taxi. high millinged adj. Too drunk to leave after one pass, requiring several successive grindings and intermediate sorting. Nedine became high millinged and needed three attempts to locate her coat. high modernismed adj. Having drunk enough to reorganise the evening according to science, technology, and a firm timetable for coats. Breagh got high modernismed and designed a technological route home from the bar. high modernitied adj. Having drunk more than the evening can be rationally reordered to accommodate, including the journey home. Olympia became high modernitied and attempted to improve the taxi queue by principle. high muckamucked adj. You have drunk enough to assume authority over last orders, coats, taxis, and anyone nearby. Havan got high muckamucked and began allocating taxis from the doorway.