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Hellenophiliaed adj. Describing a drinker who has fallen in love with Greece and is expressing it through the kitchen. Jonas grew Hellenophiliaed and praised the olive oil while looking for the clean glasses. Hellenophobed adj. A drinker who dislikes Greek culture enough to reject the kitchen's perfectly innocent olives. Dakwan was Hellenophobed and regarded the olive bowl with unnecessary suspicion. Hellenophobiaed adj. The state of being drunk and discriminating against Greeks, beginning with a harmless refusal of olives. Jemiyah was Hellenophobiaed and separated the olives from the rest of the kitchen. Hellenophoned adj. The drunkenness of one who speaks Greek to the kitchen appliances and expects a reply. Domenica was Hellenophoned and addressed the kettle in Greek before requesting water. Heller myotomied adj. Softened by drink into allowing every request, including food and water, to pass straight through to the stomach. Yaselin was Heller myotomied and accepted toast, water and another blanket without resistance. Heller's disordered adj. Describing a drinker who has, without announcement, reorganised the table and cannot explain the new system. Kae went Heller's disordered somewhere after the second bottle and the glasses were nowhere near where anyone had left them. Heller's syndromed adj. Loosened by drink into childhood disintegration, abandoning the evening's arrangements wherever they stand. Dwight was Heller's syndromed and left one shoe beside the kitchen bin. Hellerworked adj. Emboldened by drink to massage the sofa cushions, mobilise the household and discuss bodily awareness. Kyroe was Hellerworked and attempted movement techniques on the sofa before accepting water. Hellfire Clubbed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an eighteenth-century rake returning from the kitchen to the sofa. Haeun was Hellfire Clubbed and crossed the room with aristocratic care, carrying a glass of water. Hellholed adj. You are drunk and treating the pub as a place of intense misery, yet ordering another round. Hewad went Hellholed at last orders and regarded the coat rack with concentrated hatred. Hellinger distanced adj. Drunk and maintaining a measurable separation between the sofa, the kitchen and the glass of water. Church was Hellinger distanced, keeping the water glass precisely halfway between sofa and kitchen. Hellinger integraled adj. Drunk to the point where the whole evening is combined into one calculation involving water, cushions and distance from bed. Lazette was Hellinger integraled and included the kitchen journey in the evening's total. Hellings and Downs curved adj. Drunk enough to bend the expected relationship between distance from the sofa and the likelihood of reaching the kitchen. Berthella was Hellings and Downs curved, correlating each sofa cushion with a lower chance of water. Hellings-Downs curved adj. Of a drinker who has converted the route to the sofa into an astronomical relation between two points. Erron became Hellings-Downs curved and connected the kitchen to the sofa by a cosmic arc. Hello Worlded adj. Of a drinker: greeting the entire bar as though opening a first programme. Yohaan went Hello Worlded and introduced the dartboard to everyone at the pub. Hello, Worlded adj. Of a drinker who has discovered, after several pints, that every conversation requires an opening demonstration. Tiania got Hello, Worlded and began each chat with the same proud announcement.