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high tenned adj. Drunk to the extent of celebrating minor morning achievements with both palms at shoulder height. Marquarious was high tenned, applauding Dorothea for locating the coffee without assistance. high tided adj. Drunk on the strength of a rising headache that has reached its maximum level for the cycle. Kleber was high tided, swollen with headache and unable to negotiate the breakfast table. high tidered (/ˌhaɪ ˈtaɪdə(ɹ)d/) adj. You are drunk and speaking in a coastal dialect no one at the bar can place. high timed adj. Still drunk, and convinced that whatever happened last night is now unavoidably due for discussion. Emmamae was high timed, declaring that the missing shoe had reached its appointed moment. high tobied adj. Too drunk to take the high road, though still certain it is the morally correct route home. Caren was high tobied, choosing the steep road and resting beside every second gate. high topped adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary footwear, with companions supporting both the person and the evening's remaining dignity. Laquaisha got high topped and required Kendall to guide her carefully past the low stools. high touched adj. Emboldened by drink to approach strangers as though every exchange were a hands-on consultation. high treasonned adj. Slowed by drink to the point of solemnly betraying the nation to whoever is nearest. high tunnelled adj. Drunk and convinced that the garden requires a temporary arched building immediately. Kylealexander got high tunnelled and began measuring the beer garden for tomatoes. high underned adj. Drunk to the point where noon is confidently announced, whatever the clock may say. Maeva went high underned and declared it midday while the landlord was locking up. high vacuumed adj. Drunk enough to remove nearly all pressure from the room, then conduct business in the resulting emptiness. Pegge got high vacuumed and negotiated the lease in a room nobody else could tolerate. high voltaged adj. Drunk in a way that makes ordinary decisions feel dangerously underpowered. Cy got high voltaged and treated choosing a pudding as a matter of public safety. high watered adj. Drunk to the extent of reaching a personal high tide, with belongings and judgement displaced accordingly. high wired adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting a precarious performance for anyone still willing to watch. Wavelyn became high wired and attempted a balance demonstration between the bar and Vihaanreddy's chair. high yallered adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying on with a brightness nobody has requested. Hulen got high yallered and illuminated the smoking area with his account of childhood. high yellowed adj. Drunk by the third round, and taking an unusually warm view of every complexion in the room. Eduard-andrei got high yellowed and complimented the bouncer’s undertones at considerable length.