Helloied
Helvetianed

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Helloied adj. A drinker who has become quietly otherworldly, with an attention that wanders towards the hedge. Imtithal went Helloied and spent ten minutes listening solemnly to the pub garden. Hells Angelled adj. The state of being drunk and suddenly committed to arriving everywhere by motorbike, including the snug. Netania went Hells Angelled and revved an imaginary bike beside the fruit machine.
Hellstromismed adj. The condition of a drinker who reads every small movement as evidence that somebody wants another round. Donnavan got Hellstromismed and ordered drinks whenever Elanah touched the bar towel. Helly dimensioned adj. The drunkenness of one who measures the pub by how many stools can be occupied before conversation collapses. Alayja became Helly dimensioned and counted the stools required for one more round. Helly familied adj. Reduced by drink to finding a connection between every group in the pub, however little they intersect. Yuuka went Helly familied and introduced the darts team to a table of strangers. Helmert transformationed adj. Softened by drink into continually adjusting your position until the room appears undistorted. Andruw became Helmert transformationed and kept moving his stool to square up the bar. Helmholtz coiled adj. Sharpened by drink into producing one remarkably steady hum, wherever you are seated. Chloemarie went Helmholtz coiled and supplied a low note beneath the pub music. Helmholtz free energied adj. Loosened by drink into useful work, provided the task is opening crisps at constant temperature. Lavontay became Helmholtz free energied and performed useful work on three packets of crisps. Helmholtz functioned adj. Emboldened by drink to redraw the flow of the evening with a confidence unsupported by the furniture. Barto went Helmholtz functioned and redirected the queue for the loos through the snug. Helmholtz resonatored adj. Slowed by drink to respond to one particular note, usually the landlord asking whether you are all right. Adeana became Helmholtz resonatored and answered every question with the same prolonged hum. Helmholtz-Kohlrausch effected adj. Drunk and mistaking the vividness of the lager sign for an increase in its brightness. Vonnita went Helmholtz-Kohlrausch effected and called the neon sign the brightest thing in Britain. Heloied adj. A drinker so far gone that the natural world appears to be taking a personal interest. Shria was Heloied and asked the hanging baskets whether they wanted another round. Helsinki syndromed adj. Drunk to the point where sympathy for the person holding you hostage extends to buying their next pint. Daryana became Helsinki syndromed and offered the bouncer a consoling drink. Helsinkianed adj. Drunk enough to regard the bar's coldest corner as a perfectly reasonable destination. Elimelech got Helsinkianed and settled beside the draughtiest door in the pub. Helstonianed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a pub queue from a procession, and inclined to join either. Vonya went Helstonianed and joined the queue for the loos as though it were ceremonial.
Helvetianed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the small change in your pocket is not a neutral currency arrangement. Ikeer became Helvetianed and arranged his coins by denomination on the bar.