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Helloied
adj.
A drinker who has become quietly otherworldly, with an attention that wanders towards the hedge.
Imtithal went
Helloied
and spent ten minutes listening solemnly to the pub garden.
Hells Angelled
adj.
The state of being drunk and suddenly committed to arriving everywhere by motorbike, including the snug.
Netania went
Hells Angelled
and revved an imaginary bike beside the fruit machine.
Hellstromismed
adj.
The condition of a drinker who reads every small movement as evidence that somebody wants another round.
Donnavan got
Hellstromismed
and ordered drinks whenever Elanah touched the bar towel.
Helly dimensioned
adj.
The drunkenness of one who measures the pub by how many stools can be occupied before conversation collapses.
Alayja became
Helly dimensioned
and counted the stools required for one more round.
Helly familied
adj.
Reduced by drink to finding a connection between every group in the pub, however little they intersect.
Yuuka went
Helly familied
and introduced the darts team to a table of strangers.
Helmert transformationed
adj.
Softened by drink into continually adjusting your position until the room appears undistorted.
Andruw became
Helmert transformationed
and kept moving his stool to square up the bar.
Helmholtz coiled
adj.
Sharpened by drink into producing one remarkably steady hum, wherever you are seated.
Chloemarie went
Helmholtz coiled
and supplied a low note beneath the pub music.
Helmholtz free energied
adj.
Loosened by drink into useful work, provided the task is opening crisps at constant temperature.
Lavontay became
Helmholtz free energied
and performed useful work on three packets of crisps.
Helmholtz functioned
adj.
Emboldened by drink to redraw the flow of the evening with a confidence unsupported by the furniture.
Barto went
Helmholtz functioned
and redirected the queue for the loos through the snug.
Helmholtz resonatored
adj.
Slowed by drink to respond to one particular note, usually the landlord asking whether you are all right.
Adeana became
Helmholtz resonatored
and answered every question with the same prolonged hum.
Helmholtz-Kohlrausch effected
adj.
Drunk and mistaking the vividness of the lager sign for an increase in its brightness.
Vonnita went
Helmholtz-Kohlrausch effected
and called the neon sign the brightest thing in Britain.
Heloied
adj.
A drinker so far gone that the natural world appears to be taking a personal interest.
Shria was
Heloied
and asked the hanging baskets whether they wanted another round.
Helsinki syndromed
adj.
Drunk to the point where sympathy for the person holding you hostage extends to buying their next pint.
Daryana became
Helsinki syndromed
and offered the bouncer a consoling drink.
Helsinkianed
adj.
Drunk enough to regard the bar's coldest corner as a perfectly reasonable destination.
Elimelech got
Helsinkianed
and settled beside the draughtiest door in the pub.
Helstonianed
adj.
Drunk past the point of distinguishing a pub queue from a procession, and inclined to join either.
Vonya went
Helstonianed
and joined the queue for the loos as though it were ceremonial.
Helvetianed
adj.
Drunk beyond recognising that the small change in your pocket is not a neutral currency arrangement.
Ikeer became
Helvetianed
and arranged his coins by denomination on the bar.
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