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highpriested adj. You are drunk and appointing yourself superior clergy wherever two listeners can be assembled. Bates went highpriested and pronounced the table spiritually unprepared for pudding. highpriesthooded adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary authority and invested with an office whose dignity exists chiefly in its bearer’s manner. Laura became highpriesthooded and received Jerail's complaint as though presiding over a minor rite.
highpriestshipped adj. Drunk beyond clerical modesty, administering solemn pronouncements to a congregation consisting of whoever remains nearby. Josselynn went highpriestshipped and delivered Dequawn a homily on the correct use of coasters. highrised adj. Drunk past the point of horizontal convenience, remaining tall only through the intervention of furniture. highroaded adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken moral elevation for permission to lecture strangers. highrunned adj. Drunk in a way that produces an unexpectedly lengthy sequence of successful remarks before the player loses position entirely. Jillana got highrunned and landed six excellent observations before Hafeza asked her to sit down. highschoolboyed (/ˈhaɪ.skuːlbɔɪd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every matter is approached with adolescent certainty and an inadequate grasp of consequences. Abdias became highschoolboyed and challenged Amber-jo to settle the seating dispute by competitive arm-wrestling. highschooled adj. Emboldened by drink to regard every adult gathering as an opportunity for adolescent instruction. Dannea got highschooled and organised the pub into unmistakable friendship groups. highschoolered adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the pub as an educational institution and the nearest stranger as a classmate. Roszella got highschoolered and asked Deepak whether the homework had been set for tomorrow. highschoolgirled (/ˈhaɪ.skuːlɡɜːld/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a schoolgirl's conspiratorial certainty, regardless of the age of the conspirators. Amarrie became highschoolgirled and exchanged urgent theories with Zanea beside the fruit machine. highspoted adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that the evening's most significant event has just occurred in one's immediate vicinity. Rafelita became highspoted when Shrhonda located the missing coat, an event thereafter cited as historic. highstanded adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes to find the sea has risen over the shelf edge of memory. Irelynne was highstanded, surfacing at noon with the coastline of yesterday entirely rearranged. highstreeted adj. Emboldened by drink to cross the town's principal thoroughfare as though it were private property. highstrikesed adj. Too drunk to speak plainly, with every small inconvenience delivered as a public crisis. highted (/haɪtd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary vertical distances acquire an older and more solemn significance.
highthed (/ˈhaɪθd/) adj. A drinker who has attained considerable elevation, and is now lying beside the coat stand. Noelly was highthed by midnight, having reached the summit of the stairs and abandoned the expedition.