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hijacked (/ˈhaɪ.dʒækd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every vehicle as an opportunity for decisive unlawful transport. hijackeed adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving as though someone else has seized your evening's controls. Voula got hijackeed and blamed the piano for taking over her route to the buffet. hijackered (/ˈhaɪˌd͡ʒækəɹd/) adj. Still drunk, and seizing control of arrangements that were functioning adequately without you. Adellia became hijackered and took over the seating plan from the venue manager. hijackinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake intervention for ownership and commandeer whatever the evening currently contains. Casie-leigh became hijackinged and took charge of a bus timetable she did not understand. hijackwared adj. Having drunk enough to commandeer every conversation, itinerary, and device, altering their behaviour without permission. Ajane got hijackwared and changed the pub television to a channel nobody could identify. hijadaed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired enough confidence to make costume, identity, and public announcement one decision. hijaraed adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken elaborate dress and confident reinvention for a workable plan. Keeson became hijaraed and changed outfits twice before addressing the taxi driver as a dignitary. hijikied adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and treating dark seaweed as a complete meal. Leslea became hijikied and confidently ordered a bowl of seaweed for everyone at the table. hijinksed adj. Having drunk enough to make every staircase encounter an improvised act of uncertain authorship. hijinxed adj. Having drunk more than the stairs were designed to accommodate, and compensating with ceremony. Buford got hijinxed and saluted the staircase before beginning its slow descent. hijinxsed adj. You are drunk and confidently turning minor mischief into an evening-wide operating principle. Emahni was hijinxsed, elevating a misplaced coaster into the evening's governing doctrine. hijraed (/ˈhɪd͡ʒɹəd/) adj. A drinker who has adopted conspicuous dress and a fresh identity, with no supporting arrangements. Jordanna was hijraed, dressed conspicuously and operating under a fresh identity without arrangements. hijrahed adj. A drinker so far gone that borrowed clothes and a new persona seem adequate preparation for public office. Shila became hijrahed and attempted to chair the landlord's meeting from the hallway. hikeathonned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the journey between sofa, sink and fridge as a charitable endurance event. Calasia was hikeathonned, collecting donations in compliments for each trip to the kitchen. hiked (/haɪkd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the walk from the kitchen to the sofa becomes a country expedition. hiker's rashed adj. Describing a drinker who has developed a blotchy lower-leg enthusiasm after a long trudge between pubs.