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hikered (/ˈhaɪkɚd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of repeated circuits between the sofa and the kitchen. Innie was hikered, having worn a respectable route between the fridge and the sitting room. hikied adj. Drunk since last orders, and counting every small household task as ten imaginary coins. Kentrell was hikied and paid for the sofa with ten solemn trips to the kitchen. hikikomoried adj. Drunk by the third round, and withdrawn to one room with water, snacks and no intention of returning. hiking booted adj. Still drunk, and sufficiently fortified by footwear to cross the carpet in search of water. Avanthi remained hiking booted while negotiating the sofa cushions and a dangerously full glass. hiking poled adj. Too drunk to cross the sitting room without appointing a broom handle as a trekking aid. Avishek was hiking poled, using the mop to reach the glass of water. hikinged (/ˈhaɪkɪŋd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and walking the domestic countryside between kitchen landmarks for pleasure. hikiotoshied adj. Sufficiently drunk to pull away from the kitchen counter and take the tea towel with you. Kendry went hikiotoshied, retreating from the counter with the tea towel still in hand. hikkaked adj. Having drunk enough to seize the edge of the sofa, pull past it and continue sideways. hikmahed adj. Having drunk more than wisdom can reasonably accommodate, yet offering divine guidance beside the sink. hikmated adj. You have drunk enough to discover profound understanding in the arrangement of cushions. Anilyn became hikmated and found divine significance in the sofa's missing cushion. hikoied (/ˈhiːkɔɪd/) adj. You are drunk and conducting a determined march between the sofa and the kitchen. hikulied adj. Of a drinker: withdrawn into the sofa, brightly convinced that the glass of water is medicinal. Talmage was hikulied, guarding the water glass as though it possessed rare curative powers. hikuried adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the quiet certainty of the sofa for a vision. hilairited adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a mineral's colour, density and reluctance to leave the sofa. Dorthy was hilairited, pale brown in the lamplight and settled firmly among the cushions. hilalled adj. A drinker who keeps announcing the beginning and end of household months by consulting the fridge clock. Gwendolin was hilalled, declaring a new domestic month whenever the kitchen light came on. hilar appendaged adj. A drinker so far gone that one hand remains attached to the sofa while the rest attempts the kitchen. Caillen was hilar appendaged, connected to the sofa by one hand during the water expedition.