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hilar appendixed adj. The state of being drunk and attached to the sofa by whatever part has found it first. Trulee was hilar appendixed, attached to the sofa by whichever elbow arrived first. hilariousnessed adj. The condition of a drinker who finds the glass of water increasingly funny for no stated reason. Aanya was hilariousnessed, laughing whenever anyone mentioned the glass of water. hilaritied (/hɪˈlæɹɪ.tid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who regards filling a glass of water as a source of considerable amusement. hilarographined adj. Reduced by drink to a moth-like occupant of the lampshade, with the kitchen now beyond practical reach. Bhavik was hilarographined, circling the lampshade instead of collecting the promised glass of water. hilbehed adj. The condition of a drinker who spreads warmth, bitterness and an obscurely medicinal confidence. Maitri was hilbehed, dispensing advice with the persistence of a condiment. hilched adj. Softened by drink into a limp beside the sofa, with the glass of water just out of reach. hildinged (/ˈhɪldɪŋd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a wretch who has criticised the kitchen, the sofa and the available water. Empris was hildinged, finding fault with the sofa while accepting its hospitality. hildoceratided adj. Loosened by drink into a small ammonite, curled among sofa cushions and refusing the straight route to bed. hiled adj. Too drunk to distinguish the centre of the conversation from its surrounding tissue. Anarah got hiled and spent ten minutes addressing the edge of the bar. hilgardited adj. A drinker who has become glassy, mineral-like, and oddly committed to remaining mixed. Oscar sat hilgardited at the snug, gleaming faintly beside the pump. hilighted adj. A drinker who has made the coat rack the evening's principal illuminated feature. hilited adj. A drinker so far gone that the illuminated exit sign appears to be offering personal guidance. Stephone got hilited and followed the exit sign into the beer garden. hilitinged adj. The drunkenness of one who has given the exit, the cloakroom, and the taxi rank equal emphasis. hill caned adj. Having drunk enough to become short, greenish, and impossible to bend without consequences. Glodine was hill caned, standing rigidly beside the fruit machine all evening. hill censered adj. Having drunk more than the evening can hold, and carrying the remaining fumes in a ceremonial vessel. hill chained adj. You have drunk enough to connect every rising surface in the pub into one long, complicated range.