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Helvetismed adj. Drunk in a way that makes neutrality seem the soundest position in every pub argument. Lillyian went Helvetismed and refused to choose between bitter and lager. Helvidianed adj. Drunk, with the result that every drink must be renewed before the conversation can proceed. Aloysius became Helvidianed and returned from the gents insisting on another baptism by stout. Hemaed adj. The state of being drunk and assembled in a morning-after group whose members remember different countries of origin for the night. Suyai was Hemaed at the table, joined by several companions and one disputed account of the taxi. Hemerobaptismed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes repeated immersion in the washbasin seem a sound daily observance. Robenia went Hemerobaptismed and visited the washbasin after every trip to the bar. Hemerobaptisted adj. Drunk to the extent of renewing the washing ritual after each round, without becoming any clearer. Safiya became Hemerobaptisted and rinsed her hands after every pint. Hemingway daiquiried adj. Drunk on the strength of a sharp, unsweetened mixture that leaves the face honest about the evening. Sorraya went Hemingway daiquiried and found the grapefruit had removed all unnecessary optimism. Hemingway specialed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still insisting the tartest glass on the menu is medicinal. Vhairi became Hemingway specialed and prescribed grapefruit to everyone in the snug. Hemshinlied adj. Reduced by drink to a member of an Armenian subethnic unit, at least in the paperwork. Adil grew Hemshinlied and began completing forms for an entirely fictional evening. Hemshinned adj. Describing a drinker who has softened into an unexplained corner, historically affiliated with the carpet. Janeiry became Hemshinned and remained affiliated with the carpet until closing. Henderson-Hasselbalch equationed adj. The condition of a drinker who calculates the morning-after acidity of the mouth as though it were a laboratory result. Thelton was Henderson-Hasselbalch equationed, testing orange juice against the prevailing conditions. Hendo'sed adj. Loosened by drink into a person who regards spicy relish as a complete argument. Gratian became Hendo'sed and applied the condiment to a perfectly adequate conversation. Henghuaed adj. Emboldened by drink to claim Putian ancestry on the strength of a vaguely remembered atlas. Bryand became Henghuaed and traced his ancestry towards Putian using the dessert menu. Henghwaed adj. Slowed by drink to the patient business of tracing one's ancestry to Putian. Raycine grew Henghwaed and spent twenty minutes locating Putian on a phone map. Henjunahaed adj. Drunk and handsome, disobedient to maternal instruction, and awaiting an unnecessarily mythological consequence. Milane became Henjunahaed and ignored three maternal warnings concerning the last bus. Henle looped adj. Drunk past the point of circulating discreetly, returning repeatedly to the same small matter. Myalise was Henle looped, making successive journeys between the bar and the same unfinished anecdote. Henle's looped adj. Drunk beyond the point where a journey through the room proceeds in a straight line. Shuaib was Henle's looped, travelling from the bar to the door by way of every chair.