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hindcasted adj. Drunk by closing time, and testing every movement against the data from an earlier, steadier self. Bihaan went hindcasted on the stairs, comparing each stumble with last year's performance. hindcastinged adj. Still drunk, and repeatedly reconstructing how the evening must have produced this particular gait. hindclawed adj. You are drunk and reaching backwards for support with admirable specificity. Kerwyn got hindclawed and gripped the rear leg of the sofa. hindclothed adj. Too drunk to reach the bed, and sheltering the back of the head on a folded garment. hindcrowned adj. Sufficiently drunk to lead with the back of the head and treat the staircase as a padded surface. Marba became hindcrowned halfway upstairs and rested her rear crown against the wall. hinded (/haɪndd/) adj. Having drunk enough to move carefully, watchfully, and slightly apart from the party. Jacqueleen became hinded and crossed the garden with quiet attention to every obstacle. hindenbuged adj. Drunk enough to turn a harmless message into a full domestic outage. Belize became hindenbuged and sent the shopping list to the entire department. hinderanced adj. Of a drinker who has made his own coat, keys and journey home substantial obstacles. Wayden grew hinderanced at closing time, delayed by his coat, his keys and a hat. hindered (/ˈhaɪn.dəd/) adj. Having drunk enough to place the hindquarters in charge of balance, with limited success. Gaizka was hindered on the stairs, turning carefully whenever the rear lost the argument. hinderered adj. Having drunk more than coordination can hinder, and allowing every staircase to hinder itself. Luvinia was hinderered, impeded by the stairs chiefly because she kept addressing them. hindering impedimented adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the marriage of intention and action technically valid but practically inadvisable. Aubriana was hindering impedimented by nine, each plan lawful in principle and ruinous in practice. hinderlanded adj. Drunk to the extent of inhabiting an inland margin, remote from the coast of sensible behaviour. In was hinderlanded, stranded beyond the conversational coast and unwilling to return. hinderlinged adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to become a worthless specimen of coordination, speech and forward motion. hinderlinned adj. You are drunk and reduced to a small, backward-moving figure at the bottom of the stairs. Marguerette was hinderlinned, making slow progress while insisting the staircase was Scottish. hindermented adj. Of a drinker who has made the rear of the body a persistent hindrance to getting anywhere. Destinni was hindermented on the landing, unable to persuade the back half to continue upwards. hinderparted adj. Describing a drinker who advances only after the rear part has agreed to follow. Jenyah was hinderparted, descending the staircase in a sequence led by the wrong end.