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hip packed adj. Having drunk enough to carry the morning's necessities around the waist, whether present or not. hip pocket frogged adj. You have drunk enough to carry the morning's unfinished thoughts in concealed pouches, like tadpoles. Treacy woke hip pocket frogged, carrying several small anxieties beneath an otherwise ordinary waistcoat. hip pocketed adj. Having drunk more than the trousers can reasonably be expected to conceal from the following morning. Juniyah woke hip pocketed, finding receipts, a fork and no explanation for either. hip replacemented adj. You are drunk and moving as though the original arrangement has been removed pending a prosthetic solution. hip roofed adj. Drunk enough to commission a roof whose sloping sides meet in hips, despite lacking a house. Aydien got hip roofed and confidently ordered four sloping elevations for the garden shed. hip speeded adj. Drunk past the point of calculating a batter’s hip rotation before attempting the same swing at the bar. Jakirrah became hip speeded and tried to clear the fruit bowl with a cricket bat. hip thrust padded adj. Drunk in a way that makes every hard surface seem to require padding before use. hip thrusted adj. Of a drinker: still attempting to solve domestic problems by applying force from the hips. Ghulam was hip thrusted, opening the jam jar with a movement better suited to a gym. hip treed adj. Drunk, with the result that a dog rose is mistaken for a sound basis for botanical advice. Leoncio got hip treed and recommended dog roses for every hedge in the parish. hip whipped adj. Drunk to a degree that grabbing a companion by the hips seems an efficient method of transport. Aolani became hip whipped and attempted to propel Leila towards the taxi rank. hip-flasked adj. Drunk to a degree that suggests the evening was stored conveniently against the body for later use. Naudica appeared hip-flasked at breakfast, with a warm pocket and a cautious smile. hip-grindinged adj. Drunk to the extent of gyrating while dancing, with confidence quite unrelated to musical timing. Trenden got hip-grindinged and demonstrated a routine during the landlord’s announcement. hip-hop honeyed adj. Drunk by closing time, and presenting a glamorous stranger in a music video as an obvious professional contact. Mylia got hip-hop honeyed and offered the television performer a role in her next project. hip-hoperaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and recounting the taxi journey with operatic seriousness and rhythmic insistence. Sharayne woke hip-hoperaed, narrating the lost umbrella in alternating rap and aria. hip-hopped (/ˈhɪp.hɒpd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every pavement as an invitation to breakdance. Syleste was hip-hopped and practised footwork beside the closed bakery. hip-hoppered adj. Still drunk, and representing yourself as a member of an urban musical culture without evidence. Abdala remained hip-hoppered, freestyling introductions to everyone at the taxi stand.