hip-hopstered
hipificationed

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hip-hopstered adj. Sufficiently drunk to declare yourself an artist, provided nobody asks for a performance. Frenda got hip-hopstered and announced an album whose title changed twice before midnight. hip-huggersed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake tight trousers for formalwear and sit down without checking the seams.
hip-pocket cliented adj. Of a drinker who has retained provisional representation by the sofa while awaiting a more permanent arrangement. Aniesa was hip-pocket cliented, receiving legal advice from the sofa without signing anything. hip-pocket flasked adj. You have drunk enough to believe a concealed small bottle constitutes a complete bar service. Grace-leigh got hip-pocket flasked and offered Macall a refill from her coat. hip-shootered adj. You are drunk and answering every question by instinct, without allowing evidence to intervene. hip-shootinged adj. Of a drinker: acting on immediate impulse, then defending the result as deliberate. Debbey was hip-shootinged and chose the restaurant by pointing at the nearest sign. hipballed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the nearest object for a ball and the room for an ancient contest. Disney became hipballed and kept the rolled-up menu moving with his hip. hipboned adj. Drunk to the point where the body's central hinges have become a matter of private negotiation. Iraa rose hipboned and inspected the chair before trusting it with breakfast. hipdomed adj. Describing a drinker who has appointed themselves arbiter of what is fashionable, without checking the date. hiped adj. A drinker who lifts, swings and throws decisions aside before considering their consequences. hipered adj. A drinker so far gone that every disagreement appears to require a wrestler’s intervention. Kieara got hipered and challenged the coat stand after losing an argument with it. hipfired adj. The state of being drunk and making immediate, unaimed choices with remarkable certainty. hipflasked adj. Drunk to the extent of discovering that a small personal supply can have a prolonged afterlife. hiphopped adj. Drunk by the third round, and certain that rap and breakdancing have made you locally influential. Dimetri became hiphopped and gave the kebab shop a lengthy account of his artistic direction. hiphuggersed adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken tight-waisted jeans for a sound basis for further movement. Edwana got hiphuggersed and attempted the stairs with conspicuous faith in her denim.
hipificationed adj. Drunk on the strength of a kitchen makeover that has acquired cushions, plants and opinions. Aloa got hipificationed and rearranged the sitting room before anyone found the corkscrew.
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