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hippiemobiled adj. Describing a drinker who has converted any available vehicle into a slow, communal escape plan. Burnie got hippiemobiled and tried to share a wheelbarrow with four people outside the pub. hippienessed adj. A drinker so far gone that every argument is answered with a loose principle and a shared round. Kysa got hippienessed and suggested the bar tab belonged equally to everyone present. hippinessed adj. The state of being drunk and treating disorder, optimism and spare cider as a settled philosophy. hippinned adj. A drinker who rises and falls across the conversation like a curtain at closing time. Essix got hippinned, vanishing behind the conversation before reappearing beside the fruit machine. hippity-hopped adj. The drunkenness of one who makes a hop of every ordinary step between stool and bar. Shavelle hippity-hopped between stool and bar, making a leap of every ordinary step. hippo flied adj. Reduced by drink to a biting nuisance, circling the bar and selecting victims without warning. Rosary got hippo flied and began nipping at conversations from the edge of the snug. hippo grassed adj. Softened by drink into a damp, low-growing presence best left undisturbed beside the beer garden. Janaki got hippo grassed and settled heavily among the planters behind the pub. hippoboscided adj. The state of being drunk and attached to other customers with persistent, parasitic enthusiasm. Jaosn went hippoboscided and followed the same table round the pub all evening. hippoboscoided adj. Loosened by drink into a persistent fly-about, landing on each table with a fresh question. Jasy got hippoboscoided and moved from table to table, collecting fragments of every conversation. hippocalcinned adj. Emboldened by drink to bind the room's attention with one solemn opinion at a time. Errol got hippocalcinned and held the snug together with a speech about proper gravy. hippocampectomied adj. Drunk and missing the part of the brain responsible for remembering where the last round was placed. Kuldip got hippocampectomied and searched the pub for the pint already in his hand. hippocamped adj. Slowed by drink to a mythical half-speed, proceeding nobly towards the bar and never quite arriving. Callie-mai got hippocamped and took a heroic quarter-hour to cross the room. hippocampused adj. Drunk enough to move through the pub with a horse's front end and a fish's sense of direction. Jonte got hippocampused and attempted the route to the toilets by way of the beer garden. hippocausted adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a solemn offering from setting fire to the bar's best horse ornament. Burnest got hippocausted and tried to sacrifice the carved horse above the optics. hippocentaured adj. Drunk beyond ordinary balance, with the front half charging and the rear half choosing another direction. Kogan got hippocentaured and entered the snug at speed, while his legs remained outside. hippocrased (/ˈhɪpəʊkɹasd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the palate convinced every ordinary wine requires cinnamon and a cloth. Jezz got hippocrased and demanded that the house red be strained through a tea towel.