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hippuric acided adj. You are drunk and being studied by the group as though the evening were a useful biological sample. Geramiah became hippuric acided, prompting concerned friends to document his increasingly unusual theories. hippuricased adj. Of a drinker: breaking the company’s larger problems into smaller amino-acid-sized units, without being asked. Nova-grace got hippuricased and began assigning each guest one manageable portion of the argument.
hippurided adj. Drunk past the point of mistaking a potted mare's tail for a useful walking aid. hippuristanoled adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing a complicated coral constituent from a simpler reason to go home. Madaly was hippuristanoled and read the drinks list as a chemical paper. hippuristanolided adj. Drunk in a way that gives every twist in the evening its own ring and acetate. Kamara became hippuristanolided and arranged the glasses in a rather elaborate spiral. hippurited adj. Drunk, with the result that the wine glass has acquired a lid and an unexpectedly geological profile. Grabiela grew hippurited and placed a coaster over her glass as a permanent roof. hippused adj. Drunk to a degree that the pupils open and close in separate negotiations. Narva became hippused and blinked at the lamp without reaching a decision. hippy cracked adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a balloon of nitrous oxide as a reasonable afterthought. Aidee was hippy cracked and asked whether the balloons had been ordered for dessert. hippy jumped adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the board will pass beneath you if you leave it behind. Misheeta got hippy jumped and attempted the kerb without bringing the skateboard. hippydomed adj. You are drunk and treating the pub's assorted stragglers as a complete social order. Sojourner got hippydomed and appointed the barmaid custodian of the communal peanuts. hipster glassesed adj. Drunk by closing time, and wearing thick black frames with more confidence than vision. Azilda became hipster glassesed and searched for her spectacles while wearing them. hipsteratied adj. Still drunk, and apparently among the local elite whenever unusual coffee is mentioned. Katherine arrived hipsteratied and gave the espresso machine a provisional ranking. hipsterdomed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a state of fashionable self-consciousness from ordinary sitting in a pub. Lamaj became hipsterdomed and found significance in the unpainted wall. hipstered (/ˈhɪp.stəd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and keenly interested in whatever has only just become fashionable. Lucillie got hipstered and discussed the bar's obscure vermouth with quiet commitment. hipsterficationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make a person or room seem more fashionable by removing its useful features. Aunesty got hipsterficationed and replaced the lamp with a bare filament.
hipsterismed adj. Having drunk enough to display hipness as though it were a minor medical condition. Skylene became hipsterismed and declined the ordinary lager on historical grounds.
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