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hired muscled adj. The condition of a drinker who has commissioned physical strength to compensate for absent coordination. Maebree became hired muscled and hauled herself upstairs by the banister. hireed adj. The drunkenness of one who has hired out their balance and receives it back intermittently. Wolf was hireed, borrowing Joany's arm whenever the corridor changed direction. hirelinged (/ˈhaɪ.ə.lɪŋd/) adj. Reduced by drink to performing unpleasant navigational tasks with little independence, chiefly descending stairs. hiremanned adj. Softened by drink into a compliant assistant whose legs perform routine work without supervision. hirered adj. You have drunk enough to appoint someone else to make every practical decision, including when to sit down. Auryn became hirered and allowed Ice to determine which stair was safest. hiriked adj. Emboldened by drink to place a tiny, decisive point beneath every sentence and every step. hiring halled adj. Loosened by drink into a recruitment centre, furnishing new assistants for every awkward movement. Drelon went hiring halled and supplied Vallarie for the entire staircase operation. hiringed (/haɪə.ɹɪŋd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who recruits every nearby object to steady the walk. hiriqed adj. Slowed by drink to a single dot beneath each word, with the next step awaiting its turn. hirkaraed adj. Drunk past the point of walking anywhere except on a self-appointed delivery. Maghann went hirkaraed and jogged a coaster to the far end of the bar. hirkarahed adj. Drunk beyond sensible employment, yet still taking messages at speed. hirlinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and mistaken by the whole party for a new species of companion. Jazzmine was hirlinged, quietly following Marnesha from the pub as though newly discovered. hirmologioned adj. You are drunk and convinced that every conversation requires a formally appointed opening chant. Timothea went hirmologioned and began the toast with a solemn liturgical entrance. hirmosed adj. Describing a drinker who begins each explanation with a ceremonial prelude and ends without evidence. Jozelyn became hirmosed and prefaced her taxi theory with three solemn qualifications. hirned (/ˈhɜːnd/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to retreat to a corner and mistake it for a sensible route home. hirolaed adj. You have drunk enough to cross the pub like a wary antelope, pausing between every two coats.