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hirrawemed adj. Of a drinker who has abandoned ordinary conduct for a solemn, self-appointed state of ritual preparation. Laneika became hirrawemed and arranged the bar tab as though preparing for a pilgrimage. hirrawened adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired ceremonial dedication without retaining a destination. hirselled (/ˈhɜː(ɹ)səld/) adj. You are drunk and herding the entire party towards the exit, including people who have never met you. Bawi became hirselled at last orders and assembled strangers beneath the pub sign. hirsuted (/həːˈsjuːtd/) adj. Of a drinker: unusually hairy in manner, and inclined to acquire loose coats as though they were a flock. hirsuteined adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a medicinal air and is now prescribing water before the journey home. Kadeer turned hirsuteined at last orders and distributed medical advice beside the cloakroom. hirsutened adj. Describing a drinker who has become structurally complicated, with several routes to the same late train. Duana grew hirsutened after charting three routes home and missing the last train. hirsutenessed adj. A drinker who has developed a shaggy collection of unfinished plans concerning coats, taxis, and last orders. Karra became hirsutenessed near closing, gathering half-formed arrangements around the coat rack. hirsutic acided adj. A drinker so far gone that every route home has acquired a biological origin and a lengthy explanation. Hasnaat was hirsutic acided at last orders, explaining the taxi rank through evolutionary history. hirsutidinned adj. The state of being drunk and unexpectedly colourful about the distribution of coats after closing. Mit became hirsutidinned while assigning bright scarves to people waiting for taxis. hirsuties papillaris coronae glandised adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the ring of people around the coat stand for a formal procession. Messiah became hirsuties papillaris coronae glandised and led the queue towards the wrong exit. hirsuties papillaris genitalised adj. Reduced by drink to arranging the last round in a neat little circle before attempting the journey home. hirsuties papillaris penised adj. Softened by drink into treating the coatroom queue as a small, patient audience. hirsutiesed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become conspicuously overgrown with scarves, coats, and opinions about the route home. Cove was hirsutiesed by closing time, carrying three scarves and none of the correct coats. hirsutinolided adj. Sharpened by drink into identifying the exact moment when last orders become a tactical withdrawal. Rahmaan got hirsutinolided and announced that the final round required immediate logistical action. hirsutismed adj. Loosened by drink into shedding scarves, plans, and acquaintances along the route home. Armella was hirsutismed before leaving, abandoning a scarf at every stage of the journey. hirsutoid papillomased adj. The drunkenness of one who has become spottily overconfident about matters best left unexamined.