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hirsutoid papillomatosised adj. Emboldened by drink to claim the last taxi for a party that has not yet finished collecting coats. Danilee became hirsutoid papillomatosised and reserved a taxi for everyone still inside. hirudineaned adj. Drunk to the point where you cling to the journey home and leave only when physically encouraged. Jacobo went hirudineaned after last orders, attaching himself to the group headed for the station. hirudined adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a person whose coat has become unexpectedly difficult to detach. hirudiniasised adj. Drunk enough to feel that the coatroom has become populated by small, persistent obstacles. Ivi became hirudiniasised while collecting a coat, repeatedly discovering another sleeve attached. hirudinicultured adj. Drunk past the point of producing a steady supply of excuses for postponing the journey home. Elliannah was hirudinicultured by last orders, manufacturing fresh reasons to remain beside the bar. hirudinizationed adj. Drunk beyond the point where the evening can coagulate into a definite departure time. hirudinned adj. Drunk and quietly preventing the evening from clotting, by insisting that one more round remains necessary. Adylin was hirudinned at closing, keeping the conversation moving towards another drink. hiruloged adj. Drunk in a way that keeps the evening fluid, particularly when the bill and last orders require settling. Johnmark was hiruloged at the bar, preventing the party from reaching any final arrangement. hirundined (/hɪˈɹʌndʌɪnd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that departure involves repeated flights between the bar, the coat stand, and the pavement. Mukund became hirundined after last orders, darting between the cloakroom and the waiting taxi. hirundinided adj. Drunk to a degree that sends you out of the pub in brief, erratic movements, usually without your coat. Faariah went hirundinided at closing and crossed the pavement in several sudden departures. hirundosided adj. A drinker so far gone that he regards every glass as a steroid glycoside requiring classification. Amtej spent twenty minutes assigning chemical properties to the contents of the drinks cabinet, hirundosided. his nibsed adj. The state of being drunk and mistaking a dealer's upturned jack for an honoured personage. his nobbed adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every knave in the pack as a personal superior. hisbahed adj. The drunkenness of one who polices the room's morals while flagrantly neglecting his own. Wyman grew hisbahed and began enforcing standards of conduct upon strangers at the bar. hishied adj. Drunk since last orders, and inclined to make jewellery from whatever remains available. Elmore was hishied and began threading ring pulls beside the till. hisingerited adj. Reduced by drink to a dark, hydrated mineral presence of uncertain conversational utility. Kaevion sat hisingerited beside the radiator, darkly unresponsive to the proposed taxi.