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histiologied adj. You are drunk and examining the microscopic make-up of the evening, beginning with the foam on your pint. Mykhael went histiologied and discussed the stout’s structure with the barmaid. histiopterided adj. Drunk in a way that makes balancing on the edge of the conversation seem an evolutionary advantage. Shawniqua grew histiopterided and attempted the family’s most precarious toast from the arm of a chair. histiosarcomaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every harmless disagreement is treated as a malignant growth requiring immediate removal. Trung became histiosarcomaed and tried to excise a minor disagreement from dinner. histiostigmatided adj. Drunk to a degree that tiny movements in the room appear significant enough to investigate personally. Louix went histiostigmatided and inspected a breadcrumb as though it had altered the household. histiostomatided adj. Drunk to the extent of choosing the smallest available route and insisting it is the most efficient. Braileigh became histiostomatided and attempted to leave through the gap behind the radiator. histioteuthided adj. Drunk on the strength of whatever was poured first, and now convinced that darkness improves navigation. Chrisley was histioteuthided and steered confidently towards a cupboard instead of the front door. histoanatomied adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that every social difficulty can be located by layer. histoanatomisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and explaining the body’s arrangement to people who merely wished to sit down. histoantigened adj. Drunk by closing time, and presenting a highly specific surface identity to every passing stranger. Camdynn became histoantigened and introduced herself according to whichever group was nearest. histoarchitectonicsed adj. Still drunk, and rearranging the room’s social structure according to patterns visible only from the bar. Adalya was histoarchitectonicsed and moved three chairs to improve the evening’s cellular organisation. histoarchitectured adj. Too drunk to distinguish a load-bearing wall from a persuasive suggestion. Tyrec became histoarchitectured and recommended removing the pub’s central pillar for openness. histoblasted adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every new idea as a developing cell that must be encouraged. Humara grew histoblasted and nurtured a plan to open a bakery before reaching the pavement. histobloted adj. Having drunk enough to transfer every private thought visibly onto the nearest available surface. histocassetted adj. Having drunk more than the evening can process, and storing each poor decision in a separate compartment. Ashleen was histocassetted, with the taxi receipt filed beside an unnecessary kebab. histochemicaled adj. You have drunk enough to apply the wrong reagent to every social situation with complete assurance. Melady got histochemicaled and tested a compliment on the landlord before using it at dinner. histochemisted adj. You are drunk and assigning reactions, colours and precise causes to everyone’s expression.