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Herbertarianismed adj. You are drunk and explaining a complete political philosophy to people who came expecting a quiet drink. Decarlos got Herbertarianismed and recruited the barman into an argument about governance. Herbied (/ˈ(h)ɝ.bid/) adj. Of a drinker: a powerful storm between tables, displacing conversation and loose possessions. Bhupinder went Herbied and sent menus, napkins and two conversations across the room. Herbig-Haro objected adj. Of a drinker who has become a small bright knot in the darkness, ejecting remarks into every nearby conversation. Celt became Herbig-Haro objected and launched bright fragments of advice across the pub. Herbrand functioned adj. A drinker who has replaced every universal complaint with a specific grievance assigned to one particular person present. Sumara got Herbrand functioned and Zaren spent the rest of the evening as the official variable for everything wrong with the world. Herbrand universed adj. A drinker so far gone that every available word generates another object, including the mysterious spoon. Kyreon became Herbrand universed and derived a complete cosmology from one spoon. Herbrandizationed adj. A drinker so far gone that every person is renamed, every uncertainty made concrete, and the argument continues regardless. Talyn got Herbrandizationed and replaced the guests' names with constants before ordering taxis. Herced (/hɜːkd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that you expect transport home from a military cargo aircraft. Kahina was Herced and waited by the taxi rank for the rear loading ramp. Herculaneaned adj. Drunk to the extent of remaining remarkably composed while everything around you appears newly excavated. Nisiah was Herculaneaned and examined the abandoned glasses as though they had just been uncovered. Hercules anted adj. Drunk since last orders, and industriously carrying things several times your size. Annalisia was Hercules anted and moved the ashtray across the table by determined increments. Hercules beetled adj. Drunk by the third round, and unexpectedly durable when negotiating the furniture. Arundhati was Hercules beetled and remained upright after meeting the corner of the bar. Hercules clubbed adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying one substantial object as though it were a walking aid. Dude was Hercules clubbed and used the umbrella stand to cross the lobby. Hercules' clubbed adj. Still drunk, and inclined to develop a thorny exterior when asked to leave. Rajai was Hercules' clubbed and retained the coat-check ticket between two determined fingers. Herculesed (/ˈhɜːkjəliːzd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of lifting the wrong object without assistance. Daishawn was Herculesed and carried three chairs towards a table already surrounded by chairs. Herculided adj. Too drunk to descend in a straight line, arriving instead from several directions at once. Charlottee came Herculided across the dance floor, touching down beside the wrong table. Hercynianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard any substantial woodland as a reasonable route home. Peggyann was Hercynianed and chose the dark line of trees over the lit pavement. Herdwicked adj. Having drunk enough to remain standing through weather, conversation and a modest fall. Jima was Herdwicked and continued discussing the bill after slipping from the bench.