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histoincompatibilitied
adj.
Emboldened by drink to declare the sofa and your sleeping position fundamentally unable to coexist.
histoknifed
adj.
Slowed by drink to examine a sliver of toast with the concentration of a specimen cutter.
Natsuki became
histoknifed
and spent ten minutes sectioning toast beside the sink.
histolened
adj.
Drunk and clearing the kitchen of all complexity, one blurred surface at a time.
Ianna became
histolened
and wiped the worktop until its contents seemed theoretical.
histolocalizationed
adj.
Drunk to the point where every compound in the house has been assigned to a specific tissue.
histologied
(/hɪsˈtɒləd͡ʒid/)
adj.
Of a drinker: convinced that the pub’s crisps repay microscopic examination.
Trea was
histologied
, inspecting a crisp under the pub’s forgotten beer mat.
histologisted
(/hɪˈstɑlədʒɪstd/)
adj.
You have drunk enough to examine the pub’s tissues, distinguishing fibrous bar snacks from the softer sort.
Harper-ann got
histologisted
and inspected the pork scratching before committing to it.
histolopathologied
adj.
Drunk in a way that turns every damaged snack and stained napkin into a microscopic case.
Rhodes got
histolopathologied
and investigated the abnormal surface of a forgotten pork pie.
histolysised
adj.
Of a drinker who has begun breaking down bodily tissues in pursuit of the last pickled onion.
Ambar was
histolysised
and consumed the garnish with alarming biological patience.
histometried
adj.
Describing a drinker who counts cells in the beer head before ordering another round.
Roseabella became
histometried
and counted bubbles across the surface of her bitter.
histomicrographed
adj.
A drinker who photographs the pub’s smallest details, particularly crumbs, bubbles and damaged beer mats.
Ismae got
histomicrographed
and took close-up photographs of the battered beer mat.
histomicrotomed
adj.
Softened by drink into slices so thin that a pub anecdote scarcely survives handling.
Ryia went
histomicrotomed
and divided one minor mishap into a lengthy sequence of sections.
histomonaded
adj.
A drinker so far gone that the bar’s communal snacks seem to constitute a single-celled society.
Arcenio was
histomonaded
and addressed the bowl of peanuts as a thriving colony.
histomoniasised
adj.
The state of being drunk and spreading poultry-house disorder through an otherwise respectable public house.
histomonosised
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has acquired the restless, pecking manner of a hen after closing time.
Rhea got
histomonosised
and pecked methodically at the remains of a pork pie.
histomorphologied
adj.
The drunkenness of one who studies the changing shape of every snack as it passes through the evening.
Brooklyn got
histomorphologied
and charted the changing form of a chip in gravy.
histomorphometricsed
adj.
Reduced by drink to measuring the precise proportions of each round, garnish and remaining chip.
Charmell became
histomorphometricsed
and measured the relative sizes of every glass on the table.
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