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histomorphometried
adj.
Sharpened by drink into measuring the pub’s visible textures with unwarranted computer-assisted precision.
Nivia became
histomorphometried
and analysed the bar towel’s texture by torchlight.
histomorphometristed
adj.
Softened by drink into a specialist who gives unrequested measurements of bar snacks.
histone deacetylased
adj.
Emboldened by drink to remove every social restraint from a conversation about protein structure.
histoned
(/ˈhɪstəʊnd/)
adj.
Loosened by drink into tightly packing every conversational thread around one increasingly obscure subject.
Skiler got
histoned
and wound the whole table round an argument about regional beer names.
histoneurologied
adj.
Slowed by drink to examining the nervous system of anyone who has just ordered a half.
Yazan became
histoneurologied
and asked whether the barman’s nerves were functioning properly.
histonomied
adj.
Drunk and concerned with the formation, development and function of tissues in the bar’s upholstery.
Rural got
histonomied
and traced the booth’s stitching as though studying organic growth.
histoparaffinned
adj.
Drunk to the point where the bar’s solid waxy coating seems suitable for preserving tissue samples.
Kern got
histoparaffinned
and proposed the beer mat as a permanent specimen mount.
histopathed
adj.
Drunk enough to diagnose every abnormality in the pub, beginning with the landlord’s choice of wallpaper.
histopathogenesised
adj.
Drunk past the point of explaining how each damaged tissue in the pub came to be.
Ranjana became
histopathogenesised
and reconstructed the origin of a bruise on the bar.
histopathologied
adj.
Drunk, with the result that every mark on the pub’s food is judged abnormal under close inspection.
Bereniz got
histopathologied
and rejected a chip for a suspicious-looking lesion.
histopathologisted
adj.
Drunk beyond distinguishing ordinary pub wear from tissue made abnormal by the evening.
histopathomorphologied
adj.
Drunk to a degree that the damaged shapes of pub food demand a full account of their pathological development.
histophenotyped
adj.
Drunk to the extent of assigning each bar snack a visible type according to its tissue and temperament.
Pepsi got
histophenotyped
and sorted the crisps by colour, texture and apparent disposition.
histophysiologied
adj.
The state of being drunk and treating every bodily function as a matter for a formal report.
Malarie became
histophysiologied
and gave the table a lecture on digestion.
histoplanimetried
adj.
The condition of a drinker who measures the surface of every spill before reaching for a cloth.
Toshi grew
histoplanimetried
and surveyed the ale spreading across the table.
histoplasminned
adj.
The drunkenness of one who submits to an imaginary test and fails it by ordering chips.
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