histoplasmomaed
historic rhymed

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histoplasmomaed adj. Reduced by drink to a small, stubborn lump in the corner, surrounded by abandoned conversation. Brezlynn became histoplasmomaed beside the radiator and declined all invitations to move. histoplasmosised adj. Softened by drink into a persistent cough, a pale expression, and a firm wish for bed. Trenika grew histoplasmosised after supper and retired beneath the nearest blanket.
histopoiesised adj. Sharpened by drink into the production of new cells, new theories, and one more round. Alanie became histopoiesised and began generating fresh explanations for missing her train. histoprocessinged adj. Loosened by drink into treating each tissue sample, and eventually each sandwich, as unfinished material. histoprocessored adj. Emboldened by drink to process whatever is placed before one, including a complicated family disagreement. Shareny became histoprocessored and attempted to sort the entire table into specimen trays. histoquantificationed adj. Slowed by drink to counting every crumb, while losing track of the numbers involved. Syreniti became histoquantificationed and counted the peanuts twice before surrendering. historadiographied adj. Drunk and making faint, penetrating observations about soft furnishings. Jonessa was historadiographied, making faint penetrating observations about the pub carpet. historesinned adj. Drunk to the point where every surface acquires a glossy coating and nothing can be handled safely. Kalel grew historesinned and left fingerprints on the windows, plates, and moon. historianed (/hɪˈstɔːɹɪənd/) adj. Drunk enough to turn a recent trip to the lavatory into a settled account of the past. historianessed adj. Drunk past the point of recording events, and into the gentler business of inventing them. Eulojia became historianessed and supplied several chapters absent from the evening. historiastered (/hɪstɔːɹiˈæstəd/) adj. Drunk beyond the standards of competent record-keeping, but still prepared to publish. Damariay grew historiastered and described the queue as a decisive military campaign. historic countied adj. Drunk, with the result that the route home is divided into ancient administrative boundaries. Jasielle became historic countied and treated each street as a separate jurisdiction. historic criticismed adj. Too drunk to assess the reliability of any received text, including the text message saying ‘where are you’. historic districted adj. Drunk to a degree that one’s walk through town becomes a preservation exercise around old buildings. Nohan grew historic districted and refused to pass any façade without a guided commentary. historic presented adj. Drunk to the extent of narrating every action as though it were happening now and centuries ago. Melvina became historic presented and announced that she is entering the taxi.
historic rhymed adj. Drunk on the strength of an old pronunciation, and presently rhyming ‘beer’ with ‘here’.