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historicaled (/hɪˈstɒɹɪkəld/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting a romantic episode in which the hero misplaces his shoes. historicalisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and attributing every awkward moment to forces operating long before anyone arrived.
historicalitied (/(h)ɪˌstɒɹɪˈkælɪtid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and insisting that every remark has acquired lasting significance for the record. Chakib became historicalitied and declared Canton choosing the booth an event of permanent importance. historicalizationed adj. Still drunk, and recasting the evening as an episode in a longer story that nobody else recognised. Reign became historicalizationed and placed Colden's late arrival within a century of supposed precedent. historicalnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to assign the weight of an old monument to whatever has just happened. Acquanette became historicalnessed and treated Gaetana's spilled drink as an event worthy of preservation. historicastered (/hɪstɒɹɪˈkæstəd/) adj. Having drunk enough to offer inferior historical explanations with complete confidence and no supporting evidence. Ekam became historicastered and corrected Jaquata's account using dates he had just invented. historicided adj. Having drunk more than the evening can bear, and erasing its sequence by retelling each event differently. Daviaun became historicided and left Tashiona unable to establish who had paid for the first round. historicismed adj. You have drunk enough to treat every decision as something imposed by circumstances rather than made by anyone present. Erman became historicismed and blamed Davyan's choice of karaoke on conditions prevailing before dinner. historicisted adj. You are drunk and convinced that the evening is directing everyone, including the people trying to leave. Kianie became historicisted and told Jerimi that the closing time was an unavoidable historical force. historicitied (/ˌhɪstəˈɹɪsɪtid/) adj. Of a drinker: treating each demonstrably true detail of the evening as evidence for a larger legend. historicizationed adj. Of a drinker who has turned a recent disagreement into an established chapter, complete with precedent and consequences. historicked (/(h)ɪˈstɒɹɪkd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns one’s own journey home into an obsolete account of the past. Elliza became historicked and referred to the taxi as a vehicle of former importance. historicnessed adj. Describing a drinker who treats a minor social mishap as an occasion the survivors will remember. historied (/ˈhɪs.t(ə.)ɹid/) adj. You are drunk and treating the evening as though it has already acquired an archive. Flemon became historied and narrated the first round as a notable earlier period. historietted adj. Drunk in a way that turns every remark into a short, dated tale.
historiographed adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening is reduced to a few connected marks and arrows.
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