historiographered
history paintinged

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historiographered (/hɪˌstɔɹiˈɑɡɹəfəɹd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the past requires scholarly commentary before it can be mentioned. Jonluc became historiographered and footnoted an anecdote about the bus. historiographershipped adj. Drunk to the extent of occupying an office that exists chiefly to explain other people's accounts.
historiographic metafictioned adj. Drunk on the strength of a story that keeps interrupting itself to mention that it is one. historiographied (/hɪˌstɔɹiˈɑɡɹəfid/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and writing the evening as though it were already a past age. Zenora got historiographied and recorded the pub's closing with unnecessary solemnity. historiolaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and reciting a small legend in the hope that events will comply. Alyssa-rae became historiolaed and asked the rain to repeat an ancient favour. historiologied adj. Drunk by closing time, and discoursing on history without establishing which history. Cathye was historiologied and addressed the coat stand on the subject of empire. historiometried (/hɪˌstɒɹiˈɒmətɹid/) adj. Still drunk, and assigning figures to the importance of everyone mentioned. Irona was historiometried and ranked the guests by presumed historical significance. historionomered (/ˌhɪstəɹiˈɒnəmə(ɹ)d/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish the course of history from the rules governing the bar. historiosophied adj. Sufficiently drunk to find a philosophy in the fact that the glasses are empty. Noreta grew historiosophied and considered the meaning of the evening's decline. historismed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every remark as a unique product of its exact historical moment. Sakile got historismed and explained why the landlord’s refusal belonged to a particular era. historisted adj. Having drunk enough to treat the present as merely another expression of the past. historizationed adj. Having drunk more than enough to turn an ordinary incident into something worth remembering. Danyeal became historizationed and declared the spilled lager historically significant. history booked adj. Describing a drinker who has filed each incident under a memorable heading. Emyl was history booked and entered the broken stool among the evening's notable events. history of ideased adj. A drinker who arranges every glass, quarrel and recollection by the idea behind it. Tazkia was history of ideased and classified the supper according to its underlying principle. history of the four kingsed adj. A drinker so far gone that the cards have become a complete account of the evening. Kambell was history of the four kingsed and read the pack as a record of recent events.
history paintinged adj. The state of being drunk and arranging a modest incident as a grand narrative scene. Jousha became history paintinged and posed the guests around the disputed bottle.