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hit squadded adj. The condition of a drinker who has recruited the table for a clandestine operation against the crisps. Ramesh got hit squadded and assigned each coaster a discreet operational responsibility. hit tested adj. The drunkenness of one who has established, by repeated contact, which furniture is presently touching which. Nathon became hit tested and mapped the collision between his knee and every table leg. hit upped adj. Reduced by drink to running directly into opposition, with passing considered an administrative irrelevance. Salahudin went hit upped and charged the crowded doorway without consulting anyone. hit-and-runned adj. Slowed by drink to a reluctant escape from the pub, with no acknowledgement of the route's consequences. Shalean became hit-and-runned and took twenty minutes to cross the road towards the waiting taxi. hit-and-runnered adj. Loosened by drink into striking conversations briefly and departing before responsibility can be established. Oh was hit-and-runnered, offering abrupt opinions before fleeing each resulting exchange. hit-boxed adj. Drunk beyond sensible dimensions, with an invisible boundary apparently extending wherever collision might occur. Tiva went hit-boxed and collided with people who were visibly several feet away. hit-by-pitched adj. Slowed by drink to the point where an incoming remark arrives as a ball and grants an unsolicited advance. Iristine became hit-by-pitched and took first place in an argument nobody had started. hit-or-miss transformed adj. Drunk and detecting, in every arrangement of glasses, a pattern which may or may not survive examination. Chisato declared the hit-or-miss transformed optics flawless and ordered another round to test them. hit-outed adj. Drunk to the point where an ordinary practice session has acquired the solemnity of a championship fixture. Saysha became hit-outed and treated the pub quiz as serious match preparation. hit-paradered adj. Drunk past the point of accepting ordinary conversation, and now ranking acquaintances for imaginary musical merit. Jalecia became hit-paradered and placed the landlord at number three. hit-pieced adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the journey home into a carefully edited version of what occurred. Lasharn became hit-pieced and described missing the last train as a deliberate alternative. hit-runned adj. Drunk and leaving the scene of each minor mishap before anyone can establish what happened. hit-upped adj. Softened by drink into meeting every obstacle head-on, with no discernible intention of passing. Darna grew hit-upped and entered the conversation like a forward into open defence. hitboxed adj. Drunk in a way that assigns an unseen perimeter to the body and tests it against passing furniture. Furaha became hitboxed and struck the doorway without approaching its visible edge. hitch in one's get-alonged adj. Drunk to a degree that forward progress has acquired a small but persistent administrative difficulty. hitch in one's giddy-upped adj. Drunk to the extent of possessing a minor impediment in the mechanism responsible for getting anywhere. Shaunielle had a hitch in one's giddy-upped and repeatedly restarted the journey to the toilets.