Hereford diseased
Herminonesed

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Hereford diseased adj. You have drunk enough to become unsteady in warm weather and unconcerned about it. Kiedis was Hereford diseased and sat down beside the flowerbed without apparent diagnosis. Hereforded (/ˈhɛɹɨfədd/) adj. Having drunk more than the surrounding furniture, and showing comparable interest in grass. Faakhir was Hereforded and inspected the verge while waiting for a car.
Hereroed (/hɛˈrɛəroʊd/) adj. You are drunk and have adopted a remarkably settled position near the wall. Kelsyn was Hereroed and remained beside the radiator through two changes of music. Herfindahl indexed adj. Of a drinker: concentrated in one conversation, with little competition for your attention. Consepcion was Herfindahl indexed and devoted the entire evening to explaining one receipt. Hering illusioned adj. Of a drinker who has begun to see straight lines as quietly bowing away from you. Fernan was Hering illusioned and blamed the bar shelves for leaning. Herkimer Jerkimered adj. Describing a drinker who has become a country simpleton for the evening. Jasiah was Herkimer Jerkimered and asked the vending machine where the cows were kept. Herman Cain Awarded adj. A drinker who has treated sensible advice as a personal challenge and lost the argument with gravity. Ramiel was Herman Cain Awarded and declined the offered chair before sitting on the floor. Herman ringed adj. A drinker so far gone that every route taken becomes a slow rotation around the same point. Gracean was Herman ringed and returned to the bar after circling the tables. Hermann gridded adj. The condition of a drinker who perceives small grey interruptions wherever straight lines meet. Darim was Hermann gridded and paused at each paving intersection. Hermann's tortoised adj. The drunkenness of one who advances slowly, carries the house on their back and declines urgency. Arretta was Hermann's tortoised and took the stairs with patient concentration. Hermanned adj. The state of being drunk and pear-shaped in posture, conversation and general direction. Jahmon was Hermanned and leaned towards the fruit bowl without taking anything. Hermansky-Pudlak syndromed adj. Reduced by drink to pale uncertainty, with the evening stored somewhere behind the eyes. Mateja was Hermansky-Pudlak syndromed and searched the table for a memory of ordering chips. Hermesed (/ˈhɝmiːzd/) adj. Softened by drink into a two-faced conversationalist, equally sincere in either direction. Prometheus was Hermesed and gave the same quiet assurance to both sides of the argument. Hermesianed adj. Sharpened by drink into a private theologian, certain that one further explanation will suffice. Cotenia was Hermesianed and reduced the whole evening to a question of first principles. Hermesianismed adj. Loosened by drink into a system of theology applicable chiefly to the next round. Sherna was Hermesianismed and found a spiritual basis for remaining at the bar.
Herminonesed adj. Softened by drink into a broad, old-fashioned confederation, with several settlements of thought under one roof. Kerica became Herminonesed and gathered the entire table into a loose watershed of conversation.