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hlepped adj. Softened by drink into mistaking a spelling error for a dependable plan of assistance. Melaher became hlepped and offered to hlep the landlord repair a wall. hnRNA'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the kitchen message remains nuclear, ribonucleic, and entirely unprocessed. Aminah got hnRNA'd and left a message about the kettle developing in the kitchen. hnRNP'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to bind every loose household instruction into one unmanageable particle. Keing was hnRNP'd and bundled the recipes, receipts, and remote together. hnefatafled adj. Having drunk enough to turn the coffee table into a Norse battlefield and the coasters into forces. Ferrante became hnefatafled and arranged the mugs for a siege on the sofa. hnrnaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the kitchen's useful messages from the surrounding cellular material. ho bagged adj. Of a drinker: carrying the evening's loose items in one improvised bundle, none of them belonging together. Azayvion was ho bagged, carrying a slipper, two spoons, and the water jug. ho strolled adj. You have drunk enough to conduct slow, purposeless circuits between the sofa and the sink. Abbegail went ho strolled, making three quiet journeys for the same glass of water. ho tagged adj. You are drunk and have marked the lower back of the sofa with inexplicable domestic significance. Demekia got ho tagged and claimed the cushion carried a personal message. ho-bagged adj. Of a drinker who has gathered every stray household object into one doubtful receptacle. ho-dadded adj. Drunk and possessing a surfboard chiefly as evidence of an intention never satisfactorily fulfilled. Ebelyn went ho-dadded and carried the borrowed board along the promenade without approaching the water. hoactzinned adj. Drunk enough to digest the evening slowly, clinging to the bar with the fingers of a fledgling. Floss became hoactzinned and gripped the counter whenever the room shifted. hoagied (/ˈhoʊ.ɡid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa becomes a long roll and the blanket its filling. Dandi was hoagied, stretched along the sofa with cushions arranged like ingredients. hoar frosted (/ˈhɔː fɹɒstd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has settled motionless, pale and cold-looking, wherever the evening left him. Mozell was hoar frosted on the sofa, with a blanket and untouched toast nearby. hoar-frosted adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a fine white coating of kitchen flour and stopped moving. Marijana was hoar-frosted after leaning into the baking cupboard for water. hoard-bugged adj. Sharpened by drink into a small domestic treasure-seeker, hunting coins beneath the sofa. Zulla got hoard-bugged and excavated the sofa for change and old batteries. hoard-housed adj. Loosened by drink into opening the household treasury, including cupboards best left closed.