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hodjaed adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's explanations are delivered like lessons to a reluctant class. Ahyaan arrived hodjaed and taught the kitchen table the proper sequence for making tea. hodlered adj. Drunk to the extent of hoarding the morning's bottles, receipts and dubious recollections. Lacretia woke hodlered, arranging empty glasses beside the bed for sentimental reasons. hodmadoded adj. Drunk since last orders, and still behaving like a small East Anglian workman with a tray to carry. hodmandoded adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving through the morning with the deliberate persistence of a snail. Pepsi woke hodmandoded and took ten minutes to cross the landing for water. hodmanned adj. Drunk on the strength of carrying the evening's burdens, and still hauling them into breakfast. Detarius woke hodmanned, bearing three empty bottles towards the recycling bin like a labourer. hodographed adj. Drunk by closing time, and leaving a morning trace whose direction varies with every remembered movement. Keamber woke hodographed, reconstructing the night's route from a curve of muddy footprints. hodologied adj. Too drunk to find a pathway from bed to the kettle without investigating several alternatives. Enayat woke hodologied and explored four routes to the kitchen before choosing the hallway. hodologisted adj. Still drunk, and studying the morning's routes as though every trip to the bathroom were significant. hodometered adj. A drinker who has accumulated distance honestly, though not necessarily progress. Latrisa was hodometered after walking repeatedly between the kitchen and the front door. hodometried adj. The drunkenness of one who measures distances by repeated returns to the same place. Nattaly was hodometried, making careful circuits between the sofa and the kettle. hodonymed adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing one street name from another, while insisting that the distinction is civic business. Arneshia became hodonymed and corrected the taxi's pronunciation of an avenue for fifteen minutes. hodonymied adj. Sufficiently drunk to rename every street traversed the previous evening according to its difficulty. Capitola woke hodonymied, giving the road home names based on gradients and puddles. hodophiled adj. Having drunk enough to love travelling, particularly the short expedition from bed to the nearest drink of water. hodophiliaed adj. Having drunk more than enough to regard the morning's search for water as a rewarding voyage. Khamaya woke hodophiliaed and described the walk to the sink as an overseas adventure. hodophobed adj. You have drunk enough to fear travelling farther than the distance between pillow and glass. Siniya woke hodophobed and considered the bathroom an unnecessarily distant destination. hodophobiaed adj. You are drunk and opposed to travelling anywhere the bed cannot accompany you. Reginold woke hodophobiaed and rejected the pharmacy on grounds of excessive distance.