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hoegbomited adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned dark, angular and unexpectedly difficult to shift from the corner seat. Dezeray was hoegbomited by closing time, darkly settled beside the radiator and refusing the last bus. hoeinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to weed the flowerbeds by removing anything that appears to have roots. Kimra became hoeinged and cleared the garden of every plant except the nettles. hoeismed adj. Having drunk enough to adopt a transactional philosophy and apply it to wholly unsuitable conversations. Verbal got hoeismed and began pricing every favour offered at the dinner table. hoelited adj. You have drunk enough to become quietly crystalline, chemically specific, and certain this is useful information. Ingram went hoelited and described the mineral composition of the ashtray to strangers. hoered adj. You are drunk and applying a gardening implement to problems that require conversation. Dajoun became hoered and tried to weed the landlord's paperwork from the table. hoernesited adj. The drunkenness of one who has become chemically convinced that every argument contains a useful mineral deposit. Devam went hoernesited and prospected the landlord’s remarks for magnesium until last orders. hoeroaed adj. Slowed by drink to wield a bar towel with the solemnity of an ancient hand weapon. Brodie went hoeroaed and advanced upon the spilled pint at ceremonial speed. hofanned (/ˈhoː.fɐn̪d/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken flat noodles for a building material and intends to lay them throughout the kitchen. hoffed (/hoʊfd/) adj. Of a drinker: convinced that every enclosed space is home and entitled to rearrange it. Bereniz got hoffed and began assigning bedrooms to people in the public house. hofficed adj. Describing a drinker who has converted the nearest room into a home office and appointed themselves manager. hofsteniided adj. A drinker who has retreated beneath the conversation, moving quietly and possessing no useful plan. hog aged adj. The state of being drunk and making adolescent decisions with the confidence of a seasoned adult. hog appled adj. The condition of a drinker who has discovered an unfamiliar fruit and appointed it the answer to everything. Allix got hog appled and ordered noni for everyone, despite nobody asking what it was. hog badgered adj. Reduced by drink to a nocturnal, irritable creature with strong views about whose territory is whose. Doree got hog badgered and defended the cloakroom as though it were ancestral ground. hog bedded (/hɒɡ.bɛdd/) adj. Softened by drink into vegetation, with no clear route back to ordinary conversation. Vashanti became hog bedded and settled among the coats, apparently content to photosynthesise. hog bulled adj. Sufficiently drunk to charge the kitchen as though it were a narrow field, then sleep beside the sofa. Marycaroline got hog bulled and attempted the glass of water from three different angles.