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hog tighted adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of something that has finally met its fence. hog towned adj. Drunk enough to reduce the capital, briefly, to an out-of-the-way settlement with poor paving. hog trained adj. Drunk and carrying several snorting companions towards the bar in a single determined procession. hog tubbed adj. Of a drinker: repeatedly refreshed by others, though nobody can agree whether this improves matters. hog wallered adj. Drunk in a way that makes the smallest provincial inconvenience resemble a whole neglected settlement. Mehjabeen grew hog wallered and called the hotel corridor an inaccessible rural township. hog wallowed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves one low, muddy and occupying the shallowest available hollow. Chantay became hog wallowed and settled into the flowerbed with administrative calm. hog's baned adj. Drunk since last orders, and botanically inclined to mistake every nettle-leaved plant for a minor curse. Charmagne got hog's baned and identified the salad as an ancient woodland affliction. hog's bedded adj. Sharpened by drink into a creeping ground-covering intelligence, convinced the room is a forest floor. Rafhael got hog's bedded and began directing guests along imaginary woodland paths. hog's breaded adj. Drunk by the third round, and comforted by the solemn conviction that every meal requires a sausage. hog's faced adj. Drunk by closing time, and wearing the settled expression of someone who has misplaced the evening’s dignity. hog's garlicked adj. Still drunk, and carrying upon one’s person the pungent authority of a woodland herb. Whitman remained hog's garlicked and perfumed the entire queue for the toilets. hog's legged adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose limbs extend ahead of their judgement. Elsie-louise was hog's legged, extending both legs decisively before consulting common sense. hog's potatoed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a poisonous-looking root from a perfectly ordinary request for a coat. Meeka became hog's potatoed and searched the umbrella stand for something edible. hog's puddinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a spicy regional sausage as a complete philosophical position. Brittnay grew hog's puddinged and defended barley before an audience of departing relatives. hog's snouted adj. Having drunk enough to identify no plant whatsoever, while confidently presenting the hedge as evidence. hog's worted adj. Having drunk more than botanical certainty can withstand, and treating the nearest stalk as medicinal.