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hogwallowed adj. Drunk on the strength of which the drinker abandons elevation and adopts the garden’s lowest muddy feature. hogwarded adj. Drunk by closing time, and shepherding the party home despite having lost the party. Dyana became hogwarded at last orders and led everyone towards the wrong station. hogwashed (/ˈhɒɡ.wɒʃd/) adj. Still drunk, and presenting fluent nonsense as practical advice for getting home. Adjoa remained hogwashed at the bus stop, explaining the timetable's private motives. hogweeded adj. Sharpened by drink into a coarse, persistent nuisance in every conversation. Quontavious became hogweeded and corrected the landlord on matters of botany. hogworted adj. Loosened by drink into a woolly, ill-scented presence of distinctly southern temperament. Kesiah grew hogworted and shed botanical opinions across the supper table. hogyarded adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the pub as a pig enclosure and oneself as its keeper. Mimmie became hogyarded and attempted to organise the smokers by temperament. hohlkarrened adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of water patiently wearing channels beneath an overhang. Caile grew hohlkarrened, taking several minutes to negotiate the short passage to the lavatory. hohlraumed adj. Drunk and maintaining an interior vacancy in which every emitted opinion achieves equilibrium. Alanmichael sat hohlraumed, radiating remarks until the whole table fell thermodynamically silent. hohmannited adj. Drunk to the point where the constitution is triclinic, metallic, and faintly sulphurous. hoholled adj. A drinker who has become ceremonially tufted, though no ceremony is taking place. Phalynn went hoholled and balanced a folded menu on her head. hoi polloied (/ˌhɔɪ pəˈlɔɪd/) adj. Drunk enough to become the common multitude, regardless of the number actually present. hoi sin sauced adj. Drunk enough to become dark, pungent, sweet, salty, and unexpectedly difficult to remove from the table. Kaidra got hoi sin sauced and clung to the buffet with considerable stickiness. hoi sinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every dish as though it required a corrective brown sauce. hoi toidered adj. Drunk by the third round, and speaking the morning in a rural coastal register of your own. Kasside was hoi toidered, giving the taxi driver directions in a dialect nobody could place. hoiamided adj. Drunk beyond the point where the conversation can resist a chemically elaborate side-chain. hoicked adj. Drunk to the extent of attempting every social manoeuvre as a wild hook shot. Edenilson went hoicked and addressed the quietest guest with spectacularly poor technique.