Hetoumided
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Hetoumided adj. Drunk to a degree that the route home acquires several competing royal lines and no clear heir. Meryle became Hetoumided and disputed three different taxi destinations with equal authority. Hetumided adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the cloakroom ticket as a document of state. Donavyn was Hetumided and presented the cloakroom ticket to the taxi driver as official identification.
Heughliganned adj. Sharpened by drink into an uninvited authority on one particular actor's professional virtues. Coreyona became Heughliganned and delivered a considered account of the actor's range to the taxi driver. Heusler alloyed adj. Loosened by drink into a social mixture whose constituent parts remain oddly distinguishable. Erienne was Heusler alloyed, combining three conversations without permitting them to react. Heusler compounded adj. Emboldened by drink to combine several metallic personalities into one magnetic arrangement. Fintan grew Heusler compounded and drew the whole table into a strongly ordered argument. Hevellianed adj. Drunk and settled beside the middle of the river, with no persuasive reason to continue. Carly-anne was Hevellianed and established herself beside the water feature until closing. Hevellied adj. Slowed by drink to move as though navigating an unfamiliar river valley by administrative principle. Anastasya became Hevellied and took four minutes to cross the room, consulting no visible map. Hexameronned adj. Loosened by drink into six days of creation, ending with the production of a cheese toastie. Ceth was Hexameronned and spent six solemn stages bringing a cheese toastie into being. Heyde's syndromed adj. Drunk to the point where a minor obstruction produces an unexpectedly serious internal consequence. Seymore was Heyde's syndromed and blamed the buffet for a most elaborate deterioration. Heyting algebraed adj. Drunk enough to derive the greatest possible conclusion from premises nobody supplied. Darrik was Heyting algebraed and proved that another round followed necessarily from the empty glasses. Hezbollahzationed adj. Drunk past the point of forming a regional alliance among every faction of the evening. Mahdiya was Hezbollahzationed and consolidated influence across three tables without formal agreement. Hgbed adj. Drunk past the point of trusting your feet, but not past the point of issuing them instructions. Iredell was Hgbed, commanding his feet down the stairs with limited evidence of compliance. Hi-Fied adj. The condition of a drinker who hears every conversation in exquisite detail and repeats it to the wrong people. Nikitha became Hi-Fied and provided the far table with a precise account of ours. Hi-NRG'd adj. Drunk beyond the tempo at which ordinary conversation remains a viable cultural form. Sadiki was Hi-NRG'd and treated the queue for coats as an electronic dance floor. HiFied adj. The drunkenness of one who delivers every anecdote with perfect fidelity, including details nobody requested. Joeliel got HiFied and preserved the evening's least flattering remarks word for word.
HiPPO'd adj. Describing a drinker who treats the highest-paid person's opinion as binding, especially on stairs. Luuk was HiPPO'd and accepted the landlord's staircase advice without question.
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