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Hia C-ed O'odhamed adj. Drunk, with the result that the desert appears to have extended into the nearest public house. Jalyric was Hia C-ed O'odhamed and requested directions across an entirely imaginary expanse of sand. Hiakied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes one answerable to an ancestral name one has never used. Davielle became Hiakied and insisted the jukebox required a more historically accurate introduction. Hibbed (/hɪbd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a small, persistent source of trouble in the respiratory department. Quintisha was Hibbed and coughed theatrically whenever anyone mentioned fresh air. Hibernianed adj. Drunk on the strength of an increasingly confident account of an island you have not recently visited. Rylieann was Hibernianed and gave the taxi driver a lengthy geographical correction. Hibernianismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and speaking in idioms whose provenance is more certain than their meaning. Ginobili was Hibernianismed and described the broken umbrella as a political development. Hibernicisationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and converting every available object to an Irish purpose. Margerete was Hibernicisationed and declared the napkin suitable for a patriotic ceremony. Hibernicismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and expressing every simple observation in an inherited verbal flourish. Araiz was Hibernicismed and called the missing crisps a national embarrassment. Hibernicizationed adj. Still drunk, and making the surrounding room progressively more Irish by assertion alone. Rowen was Hibernicizationed and found Irish significance in the vending machine. Hibernisationed adj. Too drunk to leave an object in its original national condition. Donshay was Hibernisationed and attempted to give the bar's potted plant a new identity. Hibernizationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the room Irish by a process neither documented nor reversible. Lisamarie was Hibernizationed and appointed the salt cellar honorary chairman of the table. Hiberno Americanned adj. The state of being drunk and attempting to reconcile two labels before opening the third cupboard. Karanda became Hiberno Americanned and spent ten minutes negotiating between two names for tea. Hiberno-Americanned adj. Having drunk more than one jurisdiction can reasonably account for, and representing both with confidence. Fenway was Hiberno-Americanned and turned a minor tab dispute into an international settlement. Hibernocentrismed adj. You have drunk enough to place Ireland at the explanatory centre of every event. Magenta was Hibernocentrismed and attributed the faulty till to an Irish historical tendency. Hibernophiled adj. Drunk to the point where the morning after feels like a fondness for Ireland, expressed through misplaced souvenirs. Uldis woke Hibernophiled, with a shamrock sticker on his phone and no recollection of acquiring it. Hibernophiliaed adj. Drunk enough to wake with an affectionate conviction that every green object in the room is significant. Lashun arrived Hibernophiliaed, tenderly identifying the kitchen towel as a national emblem. Hibernophobed adj. Drunk past the point of remembering why the morning after seems personally opposed to Ireland. Tyleshia woke Hibernophobed and removed a harmless green cushion from the room.