High Germanned
Highlandmanned

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High Germanned adj. Reduced by drink to regarding ordinary conversation as an insufficiently elevated register for discussing toast. Antrel became High Germanned and addressed the toast in unnecessarily formal language. High John rooted adj. A drinker so far gone that every failed plan is treated as evidence of hidden power. Khrissa got High John rooted and challenged the locked takeaway to reveal its secrets.
High Massed adj. The state of being drunk and turning the arrival of another round into a full ceremonial production. Khyati became High Massed and processed solemnly towards the bar with an empty glass. High Nellied adj. Describing a drinker who travels upright and steadily, despite having abandoned all useful control. Shorty went High Nellied from last orders to the taxi with admirable forward posture. High Toried adj. Sharpened by drink into defending old arrangements that nobody had proposed changing. Alajah got High Toried and opposed moving the chairs on grounds of social order. High Toryismed adj. Loosened by drink into a doctrine of hierarchy, particularly where the crisps are concerned. Adir got High Toryismed and assigned the best armchair according to imagined precedence. Highgate resinned adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the kitchen’s sticky varnish for a material requiring careful preservation. Scarlet got Highgate resinned and refused to let anyone wipe the table. Highland cattled adj. Having drunk more than the sofa can reasonably support, with hair, horns and a slow approach to the water glass. Nygee arrived Highland cattled and occupied the sofa with considerable shaggy intent. Highland cowed adj. You have drunk enough to stand broad and immovable in the kitchen, awaiting nourishment. Charonda got Highland cowed and blocked the fridge without selecting anything. Highland dancinged adj. You are drunk and performing intricate footwork between the coffee table and the glass of water. Lashalle went Highland dancinged round the sofa, avoiding the cat by inches. Highland flinged adj. Of a drinker: briefly airborne between the armchair and the domestic consequences. Jahrome got Highland flinged and landed neatly beside the laundry basket. Highland gamesed adj. Of a drinker who has organised the kitchen into competitive events involving toast, teaspoons and distance from the sofa. Myona became Highland gamesed and judged the family on their kettle technique. Highland wildcated adj. Describing a drinker who moves through the house noiselessly, then appears beside the fridge. Sajaad went Highland wildcated and emerged from behind the kitchen door with cheese. Highlandered adj. A drinker who has retreated to the sofa and made the surrounding cushions into a private landscape. Sabrian got Highlandered and disappeared beneath three cushions before midnight. Highlandismed adj. A drinker so far gone that the sitting room has acquired rules, boundaries and a ceremonial chair. Aziriah got Highlandismed and declared the sofa unsuitable for ordinary conversation.
Highlandmanned adj. The state of being drunk and stationed immovably between the fridge and the sofa. Riad became Highlandmanned and required a route map to reach the bathroom.
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