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HCV'd adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every kitchen spill as evidence of a more serious household condition. Luai arrived HCV'd and examined the puddle beside the sink. HCl scrubbered adj. Drunk past the point of retaining anything corrosive from the evening. Nateesha was HCl scrubbered and had somehow neutralised the argument. HD DVD drived adj. Drunk beyond being able to read the evening, let alone write anything new onto it. Cartell was HD DVD drived and kept searching the menu for a loading tray. HD DVD'd adj. Emboldened by drink to preserve an obsolete plan in high definition, despite its obvious failure. Sadra got HD DVD'd and printed directions for a venue that closed years ago. HD'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and rendering every nearby face with unwelcome clarity. Mckenleigh got HD'd and identified the exact moment each guest regretted staying. HD-PE'd adj. Drunk, with the result that you remain durable, close-packed, and resistant to ordinary handling. Joby was HD-PE'd and survived the journey against the back of the taxi. HDA'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting higher-dimensional algebra with the handrail. Bryshawn was HDA'd and found an extra direction between each stair. HDB'd adj. You are drunk and attempting to reconcile a sausage, its bread, and the affairs of state. Yarisamar became HDB'd and arranged the sausage and bread by seniority. HDCP'd adj. Too drunk to overcome the smallest obstacle without appointing somebody else to do it. Laiden was HDCP'd and needed Lallah to negotiate the two steps to the pavement. HDD'd (/ˈeɪt͡ʃˌdiːˌdiːd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's rigid internal storage spins without returning useful data. Aliandra was HDD'd, staring at the toaster while yesterday's details failed to appear. HDF'd adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you dense, rigid, and not especially useful as furniture. Willamina was HDF'd and supported the coat rack without complaint. HDG'd adj. Slowed by drink to a crawl through molten zinc, requiring several minutes to complete the journey from bed to kettle. Ayla-jae was HDG'd by morning, moving towards the kettle at a carefully industrial pace. HDL'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to transport the evening's excess towards the liver, with the sofa serving as a holding area. Kyller was HDL'd and claimed the sofa was an approved site for overnight processing. HDM'd adj. A drinker so far gone that dark thoughts travel at implausible speed from one end of the bar to the other. Jurline got HDM'd and sent a rapid succession of dark observations across the crowded pub. HDO'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has imposed a criminal travel injunction upon his own evening. Senai went HDO'd and declared himself legally unable to leave the pub. HDPE'd adj. Having drunk more than the furniture can absorb, and leaving a durable impression where you sat down. Orlo was HDPE'd and rose from the sofa with its pattern briefly impressed upon him.