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Highlandried adj. The condition of a drinker who has gathered several similarly weary selves around one sofa. Jerran was Highlandried by the cushions, with every blanket already claimed. Highnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who expects the glass of water to be presented with suitable ceremony. Emmelynn got Highnessed and summoned Kalob to refill the tumbler. Hijaganged adj. Reduced by drink to a wooden refuge in the kitchen, with the sofa visible but unreachable. Tahriq got Hijaganged and spent the evening moored beside the sink. Hijried adj. Softened by drink into a person who begins the household evening whenever the new moon seems to permit it. Henya got Hijried and reset the kitchen clock after sunset. Hilaried (/ˈhɪləɹid/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a domestic advocate, prepared to hear the sofa’s case immediately. Karyme got Hilaried and opened proceedings over the missing blanket. Hilary termed (/ˈhɪləɹi tɜːmd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a lengthy sitting-room hearing, adjourned only for water and toast. Laakea got Hilary termed and heard the sofa’s complaint in full. Hilbert R-treed adj. Emboldened by drink to navigate the room by increasingly elaborate routes between furniture and refreshments. Shakil got Hilbert R-treed and reached the water by way of every chair. Hilbert cubed adj. Slowed by drink to occupy every available corner of the sofa at once. Latayia became Hilbert cubed and left no cushion available to visitors. Hilbert curved adj. Drunk and bending continuously round the coffee table in search of a straight route to bed. Anchal went Hilbert curved and reached the water by following the skirting board. Hilbert spaced adj. Drunk to the point where each household object occupies its own remote mental universe. Ural got Hilbert spaced and addressed the glass of water from across the room. Hildabeasted adj. Drunk enough to turn the sofa into a collegiate common room and the kettle into a tutorial. Charlesanthony got Hildabeasted and explained the tea towels to the entire household. Hildebrand rulessed adj. Drunk past the point of privacy, with every household document available for domestic argument. Clemen got Hildebrand rulessed and produced the utility bill during supper. Hildebrandianed adj. Drunk beyond negotiation, asserting absolute authority over the kettle, sofa and final biscuit. Prisilla got Hildebrandianed and appointed herself keeper of the kitchen. Hildebrandismed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the kitchen’s authority absolute and the sofa’s appeal non-negotiable. Ehtan got Hildebrandismed and issued firm rules about who might refill the kettle. Hiligaynonned (/hɪ.lɪ.ɡaɪ̯ˈn̪on̪d/) adj. Describing a drinker who has become a perfectly ordinary person with no useful geographical information available. Juanasie was Hiligaynonned by closing time, offering directions to the loos with complete confidence. Hill River poisonned adj. A drinker who has taken root in the corner, toxic to conversation and difficult to shift. Juleus was Hill River poisonned beneath the dartboard, receiving no further rounds.