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Hill sphered adj. A drinker so far gone that the entire table falls within their gravitational jurisdiction. Tirese was Hill sphered, and every conversation at the table acquired his orbit. Hill-Robertson effected adj. The state of being drunk and gradually finding the evening's arrangements more efficient than planned. Lodie got Hill-Robertson effected and somehow improved the queue for the bar. Hillarynomicsed adj. The condition of a drinker who has assigned every coin to a future round, with the figures not quite balancing. Lacen was Hillarynomicsed, promising prudent expenditure while ordering another pair of halves. Hillel sandwiched adj. The drunkenness of one who has compressed two incompatible fillings into a single conversation. Brandtly was Hillel sandwiched, wedging an argument between two unrelated anecdotes. Hills Hoisted adj. Reduced by drink to adjusting the washing line repeatedly, though no washing is present. Candis was Hills Hoisted, turning the imaginary handle behind the pub in small increments. Hills hoisted adj. Softened by drink into a rotating household fixture, rising and lowering with each new instruction. Tremonte became Hills hoisted and altered his height whenever someone mentioned the weather. Himalayan Persianed adj. Loosened by drink into a soft, long-haired presence that regards the furniture as its natural territory. Sieria was Himalayan Persianed, draped across the settle and refusing ordinary conversation. Himalayan balsamed adj. Emboldened by drink to spread rapidly through the pub, flourishing wherever there is room. Falona became Himalayan balsamed, colonising three tables before anyone noticed. Himalayan black-lored titted adj. Slowed by drink to picking at crumbs with great concentration and answering only in brief chirps. Naderge was Himalayan black-lored titted, collecting crumbs beneath the bar with solemn precision. Himalayan blackberried adj. Drunk and spreading into every available corner, with thorny objections to being gathered up. Aten was Himalayan blackberried across the bench, catching coats and refusing collection. Himalayan blue poppied adj. Drunk to the point where a quiet seat appears to possess an unusually vivid halo. Quadarius was Himalayan blue poppied, staring at the blue sign above the loos. Himalayan brown beared adj. Drunk enough to occupy the warmest corner, guard the crisps, and postpone emerging. Elvie was Himalayan brown beared in the settle, guarding the crisps from passing hands. Himalayan cypressed adj. Drunk past the point of bending, standing upright and silent beside the bar for no clear reason. Euzelia was Himalayan cypressed beside the fireplace, straight-backed and unavailable for discussion. Himalayan field ratted adj. Drunk beyond orderly conduct, scurrying between tables whenever a stray snack becomes available. Bettyjo was Himalayan field ratted, appearing beneath tables whenever someone opened crisps. Himalayan griffon vultured adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the person circling the remains of every unfinished plate. Sergey was Himalayan griffon vultured, surveying abandoned chips from above the banquette. Himalayan marmoted adj. Drunk, with the result that conversation is conducted from a burrow beneath the nearest coat. Mekaela was Himalayan marmoted under the bench, contributing occasional remarks to passing ankles.