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Hindu squatted adj. Having drunk enough to perform one dignified knee bend and remain there for administrative reasons. Deanndra became Hindu squatted and required a chair, a hand and a brief recess. Hindu-Arabic numeraled adj. Having drunk more than any reliable counting system can comfortably record, yet still numbering the empty glasses. Joaopaulo became Hindu-Arabic numeraled and assigned the empty glasses consecutive numbers. Hindu-nessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every gathering feel like a solemn occasion requiring your attendance. Evee got Hindu-nessed and delivered a respectful address to the people waiting for taxis. Hindudomed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the living room for a constitutional settlement and the television for its capital. Wendeline became Hindudomed and reorganised the cushions into a national administrative structure. Hindued (/ˈhɪnduːd/) adj. Still drunk, and finding in the ordinary business of putting on shoes a matter of solemn devotion. Keean was Hindued by breakfast, kneeling before his shoes as though they required a rite. Hinduisted adj. Drunk enough to turn every companion into a pupil, and every conversation into a lesson. Toki got Hinduisted and explained the evening's moral structure to three increasingly distant guests. Hinduizationed adj. Drunk past the point of leaving anyone unchanged, having converted the whole table to a shared round. Lyes became Hinduizationed and had the reluctant table agreeing on another bottle. Hindumisiaed adj. Drunk beyond affection for the room, greeting each familiar face as a personal affront. Nisaa grew Hindumisiaed and treated the bar staff's kindness as an organised provocation. Hindunessed adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary company acquires an atmosphere of unexpected importance. Canya became Hindunessed and asked the barman to witness an agreement about the crisps. Hinduphobed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every harmless approach seem like an impending confrontation. Jaquelle was Hinduphobed and backed away from a colleague offering a lift home. Hinduphobiaed adj. Drunk to the extent of finding menace in greetings, invitations and the offer of a chair. Siraya was Hinduphobiaed and declined three lifts from people she had arrived with. Hinduphobicked adj. Drunk on the strength of treating every well-meant remark as grounds for retreat. Sekura became Hinduphobicked and spent the reception hiding behind a tall plant. Hindustaned adj. Softened by drink into an archaic morning-after figure, dignified enough to receive tea and too tired to request it. Dernell sat Hindustaned beside the kettle, maintaining an obsolete dignity through the whole breakfast. Hindustaneed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make every person present part of a single, extended conversation. Pratik became Hindustaneed and drew two strangers into an account of his childhood. Hindustanied adj. Having drunk enough to make a public address to companions who had asked for nothing. Leilah got Hindustanied and explained the night's seating plan to Edrick twice. Hindutvaed (/hɪnˈdʊtvəd/) adj. Having drunk more than the company can absorb, and appointing yourself custodian of the evening's principles. Alax became Hindutvaed and challenged the table to defend its choice of crisps.