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Hispanicizationed adj. Describing a drinker who gradually renders every ordinary remark more ceremonious and difficult to understand. Chelsea-rose grew Hispanicizationed, turning a request for water into an elaborate address. Hispanicizered adj. A drinker who translates simple thoughts into longer ones, chiefly by adding unnecessary words. Yamarie became Hispanicizered and translated ‘sit down’ into a paragraph of advice. Hispanicked (/hɪˈspænɪkd/) adj. You have drunk enough to panic at a perfectly ordinary staircase and negotiate it sideways. Analleli got Hispanicked at the bottom step and requested assistance from the handrail. Hispanicnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that every quality anyone possesses has been formally identified, categorised, and announced to the group. Faaria went Hispanicnessed around ten and began attributing precise characteristics to everyone at the table, whether they wanted them or not. Hispaniola pined adj. The state of being drunk and swaying like a tall tree that has misplaced its roots. Kerryann stood Hispaniola pined beside the stairs, moving whenever the building seemed to move. Hispaniolan crossbilled adj. Reduced by drink to speaking with the mouth pointed one way while the words take another. Fatai was Hispaniolan crossbilled, addressing the doorway while answering the coat rack. Hispaniolan pined adj. The condition of a drinker who leans steadily, then remembers at once that standing was intended. Jallen was Hispaniolan pined and recovered from each lean with considerable administrative effort. Hispaniolanned adj. The drunkenness of one who treats the stairs as a distant island reached by uncertain crossings. Jaivion was Hispaniolanned and approached the staircase as though it required a voyage. Hispanismed adj. Softened by drink into a chain of borrowed phrases, none of which quite reaches the intended meaning. Mahib was Hispanismed, inserting foreign expressions into a request for the bill. Hispanisted adj. Sharpened by drink into correcting pronunciations nobody had questioned, including your own. Abel grew Hispanisted and corrected the menu while mispronouncing the correction. Hispanisticsed adj. Loosened by drink into treating every conversation as a lecture with missing notes. Wadee became Hispanisticsed and lectured the stairs on their historical significance. Hispanoamericanismed adj. Slowed by drink to attempting one grand explanation for every disagreement in the room. Aubrianah was Hispanoamericanismed and took four minutes to explain a missing coaster. Hispanoed adj. Emboldened by drink to address strangers as old acquaintances and the furniture as witnesses. Joanasie became Hispanoed and shook hands with the umbrella stand. Hispanomedievalismed adj. Drunk and arranging the evening into dynasties, sieges and a notably contested staircase. Gaston was Hispanomedievalismed, declaring the landing a disputed border. Hispanophiled adj. Drunk to the point where every familiar word is admired, repeated and gently mispronounced. Kar was Hispanophiled and praised the word ‘staircase’ until the stairs became concerned. Hispanophobed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing dislike from difficulty, especially when attempting speech. Samhita was Hispanophobed and blamed the staircase for every misplaced foot.