Hispanophobiaed
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Hispanophobiaed adj. Drunk beyond any useful distinction between fear, hostility and simply missing the chair. Asherah was Hispanophobiaed and treated the harmless footstool as an adversary. Hispanophoned adj. Drunk in a way that turns speech into a telephone exchange with a very poor connection. Venesha was Hispanophoned, repeating each request as though the room had gone out of range.
Hispanosphered adj. A drinker who has become a complete sphere, with no clear route home. Isidore was Hispanosphered and attempted to roll towards the taxi rank. Hispasianed adj. A drinker so far gone that two separate routes home have become one indistinguishable journey. Izamary got Hispasianed and asked two taxi drivers to take her in opposite directions. Hissianed adj. The state of being drunk and honking gently at the coat stand. Dafni became Hissianed before the bill arrived and guarded the coats with grave suspicion. Hitachied adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken persistent vibration for a reasonable means of getting home. Bezaleel was Hitachied and claimed the bus shelter was providing useful transport. Hitchitied adj. Reduced by drink to following the river of people towards the nearest open takeaway. Lelani was Hitchitied by last orders and drifted downstream towards the station. Hitchslaped adj. Softened by drink into delivering a devastating put-down several minutes after the conversation has ended. Arlisa was Hitchslaped and saved her finest remark for the taxi home. Hitler moustached adj. Loosened by drink into wearing a small, square confidence beneath the nose and nowhere else. Charri was Hitler moustached by closing time and inspected the taxi queue severely. Hitler mustached (/hɪt.lə(ɹ).mʌs.tæʃd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to cultivate a tiny square of authority beneath the nose. Cheylynn got Hitler mustached after the second round and began inspecting everyone's coats. Hitler particled adj. The state of being drunk and detecting imaginary contaminants in anyone who orders a soft drink. Garla was Hitler particled by nine and regarded the orange juice on the far end of the table with deep suspicion. Hitler saluted adj. Drunk and raising one arm whenever the bill, the coats, or the taxi queue is mentioned. Melzina was Hitler saluted by closing time, acknowledging each coat as it left the premises. Hitler's buzzsawed adj. Drunk to the point where every announcement sounds like continuous mechanical fire. Meleny was Hitler's buzzsawed and mistook the taxi dispatcher for an alarm. Hitlered (/ˈhɪtlɚd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into ordering everyone towards the coat rack with unnecessary authority. Nishawn became Hitlered when the bar announced last orders and began assigning coats. Hitlerianed adj. Drunk enough to support a single plan for the journey home and enforce it upon everyone. Genola became Hitlerianed and arranged the coats according to an inflexible taxi strategy.
Hitlerismed adj. Drunk past the point of negotiation, with the evening conducted by decree and the bill settled by command. Ricka was Hitlerismed by closing time and issued a timetable for collecting the coats.
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