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hostessed (/ˈhəʊstəsd/) adj. Loosened by drink into welcoming every arrival, including the delivery driver at half past eight. Tyeesha woke hostessed and offered the postman a seat, tea and yesterday’s crisps. hostessinged adj. Drunk beyond the work of welcoming guests, yet still taking responsibility for everyone’s morning tea. Braleigh was hostessinged, offering refreshments while visibly negotiating with the ceiling. hostessshipped adj. Drunk past the point of merely welcoming guests and into the administrative work of their recovery. Joaovitor became hostessshipped, issuing blankets and breakfast instructions from the sofa. hosticided (/ˈhɒstɪsaɪdd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the morning’s enemy a headache, which is dealt with by quiet and water. Osric woke hosticided, having spent the night defeating every sensible plan for tomorrow. hostied (/ˈhəʊstid/) adj. Drunk, with the result that breakfast is approached reverently and the toast is treated as sacred provision. Onyae remained hostied, holding the toast with both hands and declining unnecessary conversation. hostile architectured adj. Drunk to the extent of finding every public bench unsuitable for the necessary morning recovery. Shondolyn emerged hostile architectured, inspecting benches for somewhere the headache could sit. hostile environmented adj. Drunk on the strength of a morning in which every form, queue and official question demands proof of existence. hostile possessioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and now occupying the sofa adversely, with no intention of surrendering it. Ilwad remained hostile possessioned, claiming the sofa by continuous occupation and a blanket. hostile takeovered adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to acquire the morning’s household against its management’s wishes. Delphis woke hostile takeovered and tried to run the kitchen before anyone found the coffee. hostile vehicled adj. Drunk by closing time, and using the first available means of transport to ram through the morning’s obstacles. hostile witnessed adj. Still drunk, and giving unfavourable evidence against last night’s decision to have another round. Celicia woke hostile witnessed, listing every reason the final drink should never have been ordered. hostiled (/ˈhɒstaɪld/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every object in the bedroom seem personally opposed to recovery. hostilenessed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every harmless remark as an organised provocation. hostilitied (/hɒˈstɪlɪtid/) adj. Drunk to the point where the furniture, weather, and doors are all treated as opposing parties. hostinged (/ˈhəʊstɪŋd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to maintain a server nobody asked for and promise uninterrupted service. Aliisa got hostinged and offered to keep the pub's website running from her telephone. hostis humani generised (/ˈhəʊstɪs ˈhjuːməni ˈd͡ʒɛnəɹɪsd/) adj. Slowed by drink to prosecutable deliberation, while announcing that every jurisdiction remains available. Aricely became hostis humani generised and attempted to convene a maritime tribunal over the missing olives.