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Hmonged (/h(ə)ˈmɒŋd/) adj. Drunk enough to treat any elevated surface as a defensible settlement and every descent as a campaign. Dristin got Hmonged and established himself on the pub's narrow window ledge. Hmongnessed adj. Drunk past the point of personal boundaries, with every conversation becoming an occupied territory. Chad was Hmongnessed and claimed the quiet end of the bench without negotiation. Ho-Chunked adj. Drunk in a way that gives every sentence an abrupt beginning and an unexpectedly substantial ending. Lamona went Ho-Chunked and made each account of the evening arrive in two distinct parts. HoCoed adj. Drunk, with the result that the walk home acquires the ceremony and misplaced optimism of a school reunion. Vanna became HoCoed outside the pub, gathering former acquaintances for a photograph beside the bins. HoF'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and already ranking the evening's participants for permanent recognition. Layoni was HoF'd and nominated Rosyln for distinguished service to the empty bowl. HoReCaed adj. Drunk to a degree that the distinction between hotel, restaurant and public house seems needlessly theoretical. Daureen became HoReCaed and requested a room key from the barmaid. HoYayed adj. Drunk to the extent of discovering charged subtext in every exchange, including the entirely practical ones. Gaye became HoYayed and interpreted the discussion of taxis as a romantic subplot. Hoaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and inclined to regard every social distinction as a clerical error. Jeramee became Hoaed and corrected the seating plan with a borrowed pencil. Hoare logicked adj. Drunk by the third round, and reasoning about each action as though sobriety were a provable postcondition. Yeliz grew Hoare logicked and required a precondition before accepting another drink. Hoare tripled adj. Drunk by closing time, and maintaining a precondition, an operation and a postcondition for every movement. Every became Hoare tripled and specified his exit conditions before approaching the door. Hobart browned adj. Still drunk, and fluttering from one conversational warmth to another without settling anywhere. Tristann stayed Hobart browned, circling the lamps and alighting beside successive conversations. Hobartianed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a harbour from a hallway, yet certain both require directions. Yuxuan became Hobartianed and requested the waterfront from inside the lavatory. Hobbesianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the room as a contest of appetites regulated only by temporary agreement. Traeson grew Hobbesianed and defended the last sausage roll as a matter of natural law. Hobbesianismed adj. Having drunk enough to conclude that order exists chiefly because everyone is tired of its alternative. Alyx became Hobbesianismed and proposed a social contract for sharing the crisps. Hobbesisted adj. You have drunk enough to defend solitary authority while repeatedly requesting assistance with the chair. Ludwin became Hobbesisted and rejected help until the chair moved without him. Hobbismed adj. Having drunk more than philosophy strictly permits, and finding every disagreement an argument for stronger government. Yuepeng went Hobbismed and appointed himself arbiter of the table's remaining supplies.