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hostlered (/ˈ(h)ɒs.ləd/) adj. Drunk and confidently assigning imaginary horses to the nearest available accommodation. hostlershipped adj. Drunk to the point where a stable yard confers rank, responsibility, and entirely unnecessary ceremony. Edwynn became hostlershipped and promoted himself over the pub's two decorative horses. hostmasked adj. Drunk enough to identify acquaintances from partial addresses and ban the wrong computer. Daidre got hostmasked and blocked the neighbour's printer after misreading its network address. hostmastered adj. Drunk past the point of managing domain records and into renaming the entire internet. Rawa became hostmastered and offered to reorganise every domain before dessert. hostnamed adj. Drunk beyond remembering people, but still confident that each one has a unique network identity. Anetta got hostnamed and labelled the guests according to an addressing scheme of her own devising. hostplanted adj. Of a drinker who has become a stationary source of provisions for every small opportunist nearby. Nadie grew hostplanted beside the canapé tray, attracting crumbs and increasingly confident acquaintances. hostressed adj. Drunk in a way that turns receiving guests into a personal competition with the evening. Tahreem became hostressed and attempted to welcome every table before sitting down. hostried (/ˈhəʊstɹid/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the nearest inn becomes an unquestionable destination. Szymon grew hostried and tried to book the cloakroom for a week's lodging. hostrocked adj. The state of being drunk and serving as solid background for whatever the evening deposits upon you. Alaijha was hostrocked by ten, supporting coats, gossip and an abandoned bowl of nuts. hostryinged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes temporary lodgings and entertainment indistinguishable from a firm life plan. Petronilo became hostryinged and proposed moving into the function room after the final round. hosts filed adj. Drunk to the extent of resolving every mistaken identity by editing the local address book. Harteg got hosts filed and began assigning neighbours to addresses that belonged to kitchen appliances. hostshipped adj. Drunk on the strength of believing that pouring one drink makes you responsible for the whole room. Bhavtaj hostshipped after one round, assigning everyone rooms and appointing himself treasurer. hot Jupitered adj. Drunk by the third round, and orbiting the nearest bright object with increasing heat and confidence. hot Neptuned adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying distant, cold authority despite being far too near the radiator. hot abscessed adj. Still drunk, and inflamed by a recently formed grievance which has become impossible to leave alone. Espn got hot abscessed over a misplaced coaster and returned repeatedly to inspect the injustice. hot ached adj. Too drunk to distinguish warming hands from an urgent demand for medical attention. Dietta became hot ached beside the radiator and announced that her fingers required immediate treatment.