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hot bread shopped adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that the kitchen remains a family-run bakery. Sebert was hot bread shopped, offering everyone fresh buns from an empty bread bin. hot browned adj. Still drunk, and assembled on toast with bacon, turkey and enough sauce to require a plate. Saloma was hot browned on the sofa, covered in a blanket and declining further gravy. hot bulbed adj. Too drunk to start cleanly, but capable of igniting again after prolonged compression beneath a duvet. hot burglaried adj. Sufficiently drunk to burgle an occupied dwelling, beginning with your own kitchen while everyone watches. Alisha-mai was hot burglaried, quietly removing biscuits from the kitchen under Jan's supervision. hot buttonned adj. Having drunk enough to become the household's central issue, postponed by everyone until morning. Marzell was hot buttonned on the sofa, while the family delayed deciding where to put him. hot caked adj. Too drunk to distinguish a pancake from a suitable landing surface, particularly after a night spent acquiring syrup. Barika was hot caked by breakfast, flat beside the plate and decorated with a regrettable stripe of syrup. hot cargoed adj. You are drunk and refusing to transport a plate from the kitchen, on organised-labour principles. Sandre was hot cargoed, declining to carry supper the four steps from the kitchen to the sofa. hot carled adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to discussing the evening's most regrettable acts in careful euphemism. Tameka became hot carled and referred to the bathroom incident as an unfortunate diplomatic exchange. hot cathoded adj. Of a drinker who has heated up like a valve and is glowing beside the kettle. hot celled adj. Describing a drinker who has become a sealed, shielded chamber for dangerous quantities of evening. Izabel was hot celled beneath a blanket, storing the evening's radioactive contents safely. hot chaired adj. A drinker who has been installed in the sofa's hot seat and questioned about the missing glasses. Willas was hot chaired beside the sink, answering questions about the vanished teaspoons. hot chassised adj. A drinker so far gone that touching the kitchen appliance seems likely to complete the circuit. Hodon was hot chassised and kept away from the kettle, which appeared electrically argumentative. hot chatted adj. The state of being drunk and using the sitting room conversation to cause sexual arousal. Nakyah was hot chatted on the sofa, speaking softly while ignoring the cooling supper. hot checked adj. The condition of a drinker who writes a fraudulent cheque against funds already spent at the off-licence. Madalyne was hot checked, promising to pay for the broken lamp from an account long since emptied. hot chickened adj. Of a drinker: arriving at a conviction, late in the evening, that only something aggressively spiced and bread-lined will do. hot chipsed adj. Drunk since last orders, and crisp at the edges, greasy in the middle, and best dealt with in a paper cone. Shriyans got hot chipsed and guarded the paper cone as though it were the till.