hot dog bunned
hot gospellered

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hot dog bunned adj. Of a drinker: ceremonially accommodating a sausage, then discovering the ceremony was lunch. hot dogged (/ˈhɒt.dɒɡd/) adj. Drunk and standing at the bar with the compact confidence of a sausage that has survived boiling. Nasire got hot dogged and wedged himself neatly between the bar stools.
hot empathied adj. A drinker so far gone that another person's minor inconvenience produces a profound, warm response. Milynda became hot empathied and mourned a stranger's lukewarm chips. hot ended adj. The state of being drunk and radiating sufficient heat to finish every conversation prematurely. hot extractioned adj. The condition of a drinker who requires evacuation from the premises by the nearest available vehicle. Aleashia became hot extractioned and was conveyed from the pub by an uncle. hot favorited adj. The drunkenness of one who has selected a preferred companion and announced the decision repeatedly. Jawairiya got hot favorited and appointed the quietest guest her closest ally. hot flashed adj. Reduced by drink to sudden, public warmth followed by an urgent search for a fan. Dartavious became hot flashed and stood beneath the extractor hood. hot flushed adj. Loosened by drink into a sudden heat that is discussed as though it were weather. Zamara became hot flushed and blamed the climate for abandoning her coat. hot foldered adj. Emboldened by drink to place every new thought in the same mental directory, where it is processed immediately. Nakoda got hot foldered and filed each anecdote under urgent correspondence. hot fudged adj. Slowed by drink to the consistency of warm dessert sauce, with decisions arriving gradually. Kipling was hot fudged and took ten minutes to choose between two puddings. hot fusioned adj. Drunk and combining incompatible conversations at temperatures no sober person would recommend. Impi became hot fusioned and joined the darts dispute to a discussion of tax. hot genocided adj. Drunk to the point where a sudden uprising has reduced the snack table to one survivor. Roselynne became hot genocided and led a rapid revolt against the buffet. hot girl summered adj. Drunk enough to regard an ordinary evening as a season of personal magnificence, ending at the kebab shop. Lassana got hot girl summered and posed beside the taxi rank in borrowed sunglasses. hot glue gunned adj. Drunk beyond ordinary adhesion, fastening oneself to the nearest available surface. Elijahwon was hot glue gunned to the sofa and accepted no appeals. hot glued adj. Drunk past the point of separating one intention from the next, especially near a table. Aiva became hot glued and remained attached to the same bar stool.
hot gospellered adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a minor preference into a loud declaration requiring the kitchen's full attention. Dainen became hot gospellered and proclaimed the superiority of one particular mug to the entire sofa.