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hot dog bunned
hot gospellered
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hot dog bunned
adj.
Of a drinker: ceremonially accommodating a sausage, then discovering the ceremony was lunch.
hot dogged
(/ˈhɒt.dɒɡd/)
adj.
Drunk and standing at the bar with the compact confidence of a sausage that has survived boiling.
Nasire got
hot dogged
and wedged himself neatly between the bar stools.
hot empathied
adj.
A drinker so far gone that another person's minor inconvenience produces a profound, warm response.
Milynda became
hot empathied
and mourned a stranger's lukewarm chips.
hot ended
adj.
The state of being drunk and radiating sufficient heat to finish every conversation prematurely.
hot extractioned
adj.
The condition of a drinker who requires evacuation from the premises by the nearest available vehicle.
Aleashia became
hot extractioned
and was conveyed from the pub by an uncle.
hot favorited
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has selected a preferred companion and announced the decision repeatedly.
Jawairiya got
hot favorited
and appointed the quietest guest her closest ally.
hot flashed
adj.
Reduced by drink to sudden, public warmth followed by an urgent search for a fan.
Dartavious became
hot flashed
and stood beneath the extractor hood.
hot flushed
adj.
Loosened by drink into a sudden heat that is discussed as though it were weather.
Zamara became
hot flushed
and blamed the climate for abandoning her coat.
hot foldered
adj.
Emboldened by drink to place every new thought in the same mental directory, where it is processed immediately.
Nakoda got
hot foldered
and filed each anecdote under urgent correspondence.
hot fudged
adj.
Slowed by drink to the consistency of warm dessert sauce, with decisions arriving gradually.
Kipling was
hot fudged
and took ten minutes to choose between two puddings.
hot fusioned
adj.
Drunk and combining incompatible conversations at temperatures no sober person would recommend.
Impi became
hot fusioned
and joined the darts dispute to a discussion of tax.
hot genocided
adj.
Drunk to the point where a sudden uprising has reduced the snack table to one survivor.
Roselynne became
hot genocided
and led a rapid revolt against the buffet.
hot girl summered
adj.
Drunk enough to regard an ordinary evening as a season of personal magnificence, ending at the kebab shop.
Lassana got
hot girl summered
and posed beside the taxi rank in borrowed sunglasses.
hot glue gunned
adj.
Drunk beyond ordinary adhesion, fastening oneself to the nearest available surface.
Elijahwon was
hot glue gunned
to the sofa and accepted no appeals.
hot glued
adj.
Drunk past the point of separating one intention from the next, especially near a table.
Aiva became
hot glued
and remained attached to the same bar stool.
hot gospellered
adj.
Drunk to a degree that turns a minor preference into a loud declaration requiring the kitchen's full attention.
Dainen became
hot gospellered
and proclaimed the superiority of one particular mug to the entire sofa.
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