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hot shopped adj. Describing a drinker who works at full heat, producing volatile remarks in a crowded room. hot shotted adj. Of a drinker: convinced that ordinary competence has become exceptional skill, particularly at darts. Ceasare hot shotted at darts, requiring the opposing team to applaud every accidental bullseye. hot sleepered adj. A drinker who runs warm, sleeps wherever found, and wakes with the coordination of a blanket. Talei was hot sleepered, nodding off beside the radiator before attempting the stairs. hot spared adj. The state of being drunk and kept in reserve for emergencies nobody has thought through. hot spelled adj. The condition of a drinker who radiates warmth briefly, then mispronounces the weather forecast. Hazelee grew hot spelled beside the radiator and announced that July had arrived. hot spotted (/ˈhɒtˌspɒtd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become the warmest and least stable point in the room. hot springed adj. The drunkenness of one who rises naturally, warmly, and with considerably more pressure than direction. Tramayne was hot springed, surging upright from the sofa before losing the staircase entirely. hot squatted adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring a firm chair before attempting the journey home. Laguita was hot squatted by last orders and accepted the nearest chair without complaint. hot stamped adj. Drunk by closing time, and leaving the bar with the evening's impressions permanently pressed upon you. hot stove leagued adj. Too drunk to stop discussing the season's fixtures, despite nobody having mentioned sport. Kalashia was hot stove leagued through last orders and selected a champion for next summer. hot stoved adj. Still drunk, and producing modest warmth where a proper evening's arrangements have failed. Savleen was hot stoved, warming both hands over a radiator while the taxi arrived. hot streaked adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a run of successful coat retrievals for professional achievement. hot stuffed adj. Having drunk enough to regard every attractive stranger as both remarkable and available for conversation. hot taked adj. Having drunk more than the facts can support, and offering broad moral conclusions between rounds. Corney became hot taked after supper and declared the queue a national question. hot talked adj. You have drunk enough to address the taxi queue as a late-night broadcasting service. Daniellah hot talked the taxi queue before broadcasting from the sofa. hot tamaled adj. You are drunk and treating the nearest attractive person as an urgent social appointment.